Syndra is my OG girl. I've stopped playing her since she kinda sucks, and there are better snowball midlaners out there. I would put her SG skin, but Riot jewed her out of having quality thighs, and instead gave it to some whore named Ahri. Not fair!
Yasuo is fun. Also, he's nearly unstoppable if you master him. I bought his nightbringer skin, but his base skin feels much better to play with.
Fizz is a great pocketpick against big meanie control mages. Also, only assassin in the game with initiate.
Vel'Koz does dumb damage. It feels good to flame my team post-game b/c I did the most damage and lost. Also, he is an ALPHA support.
Ekko's ult is a nuclear weapon. He's also the only chad champion that scales, alongside Yasuo.
tl;dr I used to be a friendly magebab but now I've fallen to the darkside.