Taiga lewds? Is taht what you're into? Why, yes I do! The don't call me the Taiga Lewd Man for no reason. I have tons of those. What's your fetish huh? What gets you off? I have it all. Rule 34, rule 63, rule 57. I have all the FREAKING rules in the world. I even have rule e. That's rule 2.7182818284590452353602874713527 by the by, in case you're some ILLITERATE mongrel that doesn't know Euler's number. That's Leonhard Euler by the way, not Dr Euler! Dr Euler is just a washed up fag. Don't associate yourself with him.
Anyway! The lewds. They're right there in my white van around the corner. Wanna come with to get it? Just some questions, how are you liver lately? Do you do drugs? Do you drink? Do you have lots of unprotected sex with hobos? Oh crap you do, huh. Nevermind then, it's all ruined. Go along now, no need for you anymore!