Lets examine this claim rationally
Regularly gets her tight pussy rammed from passing humans and their large cocks during her travels. Never has even glanced at a yordle prick.>Poppy
Fell in love with humans immediately (presumably for their size). Canonically had a human bf who tore into her every night>Lulu
Takes Pix's magically enhanced dick every night
Yordle ""Men"": >Rumble
Beta virgin. NEVER will see a real vagina in his life.>Kled
Vanquishes thots on the regular. Has no need for pussy when he has Skaarl >Teemo
Probably raped some women during his time in the military. Probably raped some new recruits too.>Heimerdinger
Left bandle city to prey on Piltover interns that view him as an aged handsome professor instead >Corki
Definitely gay. >Veigar
No doubt getting his boy pussy plowed every night by big human cock in the Noxian prisons is what drove him to insanity. >Ziggs
Jinx thinks that getting fucked by her conscious is normal. The fact that she can't feel anything only confirms her suspicions that Ziggs is not actually real.>Kennen
Has casual ninja sex with Akali. While his size is laughable, the electric shocks that come with every thrust are not.>Gnar
His dick size grows in mega gnar form. Probably raped Rengar.
It seems that most yordles who left the city had a better chance than the loyal soy boys left in bandle city.