you are small brain. here's a small brain fic for ya.
once, trists big ol butt was just jigglin in her pants, because of the recoil and what not. then, poppy came along, and because poppy is retarded but with a heart of gold, thought tristanas ass might be the hero. she shoved the hammer right on up there.
"poppy, what the fuck" trist said, feeling intense pain from the huge hammer up her ass, no pleasure whatsoever
"oh fuck sorry trist i thought your but was a different person" poppy exclaimed, embarrassed at her brain disease
"hey guys, i got a feminine yordle dick now due to fey magicks. surprise poppy you have one too now, and we're also really horny" lulu said, appearing almost as if i needed to throw in futa to appease you
then they fucked trist in her mouth and pussy while the hammer remained in her ass for eternity
it's gucci my guy, i figured they were someone else. yeah, if anything i might do some futa x f in the future. i can't think of any yuri stuff i'd wanna do, though, so i'll have to get back to you.