I want to be in a friendly relationship with Tulip where we constantly one up each other with nasty tricks.
I ask her to the dance as a joke, then she makes out with me during the dance as revenge.
She pokes holes in my condom as a prank, then I impregnate her as revenge.
She has gloats about having triplets to spread rumors about how I'm a bad father, then I marry her to counter those rumors.
I trick her into telling me she loves me, then she tricks me into saying I love her more.