First time Tahm and has no idea what he's doing. Will waste cooldowns eating his ad carry instead of eating theirs. Probably takes glacial augment in toplane because he watched that one donggulp video and doesn't understand.>Masterchef Tahm
A player well-versed in Tahm that wants to sip soup on the corpses of his enemies. Takes Grasp and bullies your toplane into uselessness.>Urf Tahm
Can take any keystone and go in any lane. If top lane, will shit on the laner so hard they start abusing their jungler. If bottom lane, will shit on the AD carry so hard the support gets told to leave.>Urf Tahm with Urf Tahm profile icon.
A person so deeply in love with Tahm that psychiatrists would consider it unhealthy. If they could wish for anything in the world, it's to scratch Tahm's back, massage his sore cankles and brush the debris from between his teeth. >tfw you will never eskimo kiss Tahm's whiskers.being this autistic is hard dude, I don't know how people write this shit