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>As the supreme commander of this organization, I am hereby electing my own father to assume my position of absolute authority after my passing. I understand that even the most insignificant member of our organization is unimaginably more capable of leading us than my father, and that he could have just as easily died in an irradiated ditch while high on jet rather than successfully infiltrate our home, but I feel that he has earned his position. Yes, my own father. Now clap.

How would you feel.