The first sin the game performs is that it drops a fucking meme in the intro cutscene.
Secondly after killing 3 fodder zombies, you are stuck behind a door doing fuck all while an in game cutscene plays.
Thirdly after that waste of fucking time, You get the Armour. In which another lengthy cutscene occurs.
Then you walk through the door, walk down a very narrow corridor in which yet another cutscene plays where you pick up the shotgun and lift up the door. Then another cutscene plays showing an imp, then you go into a locked arena, something which could be forgiven if it was just in this "tutorial" level (The fact that there is even a tutorial level is garbage) but it's through out the entire game.
After you are done with that garbage, then you are treated with another lengthy "cutscene" in which you ride an elevator, while the game spouts more pointless expository dialogue at you and then the splash screen shows up.
After that the game begins, in which you walk 30 steps of barren mars landscape to yet another locked arena.
I could go into more, but this is the opening 10 minutes or so of the game. It's absolute garbage.