Notebooks Out (900): I won’t lie—the world’s a pretty crazy place, what with all these demonic invasions and evil mustache-twirling villains running around. Things have a tendency to escalate to pretty insane degrees, often ending in entire cities being flattened.
Someone’s gotta be there to clean up these kinds of messes.
That someone probably isn’t you.
You see, you’re just a soldier. A normal, ordinary, boots-on-the-ground soldier with nothing extraordinary going on. No gravity-defying stunts, no thousand-meter trick shots, and most people probably just call you by your surname.
Unfortunately, the guys in charge don’t see it that way; they’ve decided that you and your army buddies are the go-to response every time any sort of supernatural threat turns up. So your ten years around here are gonna be a constant uphill battle against otherworldly monsters who’ll chew you up and crap you out faster than you can blink.
My advice? Hunker down whenever you can, and pray to your lucky star that someone more qualified for the job will turn up.
Secret Mission 2: The Legendary Dark Jumper
Okay, I figure by the point you’re probably exceedingly familiar with a certain legend about a certain dark knight. Guy wants to do good, rebels, blah, blah, blah, saves the world.
Well, Jumper, time has a pretty nasty habit of not always working the way it’s supposed to. Events that once happened don’t happen, while some that didn’t even exist do end up occurring, and don’t even get me started on the paradoxes. In short, it can get to be seriously convoluted. And you just happen to have the misfortune of being right in the middle of this particular shitstorm of convolutedness.
So, picture this; it’s two thousand years in the past. A certain heroic figure is no longer in the picture. A certain demonic emperor is about to invade the human world. It’s dark. You’re wearing sunglasses.