Anon's quick and dirty meta Text cyoa(whoo, I'm a creatr nao!)
-only for those anons(or not, whatever, I don't give a fuck)
You an Isekai.
Grab the phone.
Get out of my office.
Your phone has three perks. Chose
-CuteKitten Diary w/ password and fake calculator app : Keep your memories.
-MyFitness Traker 20xx - Accurate representation of all your stats. All of them. Slight speling mistakes as it was made by hindidev sir
-Made of Nintendium : Strap it to your arm. get Indestructible Shield + 5.
-Necrophone : Able to access a copy of the internet, at the moment of your death. Somewhere on the net, valid account/passwords dumps.
-Solarpowered! - 12 hours in the sun = 2 hours of operation.
-DevUpdate : Support for any communications network the next world has/develops; mass telepathy relays, mana based Aethernet, or just divergent 5jay protocol.
- Access to a multiversal market place, delivers to a random keypad locker somewhere in the world. Accepts payment as burn offerings to Amammon, God of jewgolds.
-Grindr : shows you nearby people of your preferred sex and a hypothetical profile showcasing how they want to be seen.
-?Eats : Like Amammon.uk
, but for foods and to your location. Tip well or there will be "delays". Deliveryman accepts all currencies and IS armed. Otherworldly bonuses from food are merely temporary, all items are prepared in a hygienic manner, according to their universe's standards.
-Music : Music streamed directly to your brain/played through speakers. Never a dull moment! Able to request a song or a musical genre -from ANY reality- only.
-WikiHow - Pictograph instructables for ANYTHING. Warning : May not apply to your physiology and/or your universe.
-Kodi : stream any show in existence in the entirety of the multiverse. It's that good. No catalogue, though, and may have to solve multidimensional captchas to get movies or quality higher than 360p. The fuck is a Fl@xr?oik!?