It's okay, my lovely Steward cleaned up this cave from any vermin that could bother us.
The plan will have us work in tandem and separate. It's imperative you all do your parts well.>The Lands
Billy, you'll be flying me on Seretha over the lands. Any monster nest we find, I'll drop a fireball on.
Millie, you'll take the golem. Ride on his head for protection, and clean up the rest. Don't worry, he can't bite.
With any luck, my uncle will send his troops to find you, forcing them to actually clean up the rest.
If ever you are cornered, just put your finger in this ring and I'll come to teleport you and the golem away to safety.
No, Steward, it's connected to another ordinary ring I'll be placing in my chest pocket. I'll instantly notice her summons, and it won't be obvious to other company.>The People
Ambassadors, I trust you'll be able to spread "my" name far and wide? I'll be touring the kingdom, and I need some incognito helpers that have half as much sense of flair as I do. We'll be entertaining people far and wide.
How does "Rad Beard" sound as a stage name? Too much?>The Love
With my not!magic, I'll be a blast, talk of the people. Hopefully my uncle will pick up on the chance and hire me for the Masquerade. If he doesn't, I'll invite myself anyway -can't kick me out without looking like the fun police.
"For the grand finale, I'll make a woman DISAPPEAR. Could I have a-yes, the lovely lady in the back surrounded by doddering fools? How would you like to experience MAGIC?"
Announce who I really am to the world -> Smoke bomb -> Exit stage left back to base via portal.>The Money (-1)
While we're distracting the crowds, our little ballerina will sneak away from the changing rooms (why yes, you WILL be performing with us, it's not up for debate), and into the royal vault through the backdoor. Dump everything you find into the bag of holding, then jump into the broom closet. I've been there, I'll teleport you out.