>>63442468>would you rather take a broom handle up the ass or a tentacle up the ass
I just rape the tentacle. Hypothetically speaking, a broom would do you more damage.>dindu nuffin'
Okay, I'm sleepy as hell, and that makes me autistically vindictive.>>63439677>Not adapt to modern life at all
Is not "disliking modern culture". She's stated to be able to learn skills quickly, as well as being able to keep the house in tip-top shape. Said house needn't be an antique (though it'll be full of them).>given technological advancements thats not as big of a thing as it used to be
Uh-huh. You wanna tell me your roomba can clean surfaces that aren't at ground level? A delivery drone can do better than a lovingly cooked meal? A fit-bit can care for you when you're sick but your insurance doesn't cover common colds?>Uneducated and can do little to make you better as a person
A wise person knows that teaching the ignorant is a very educational experience. No, I'm not waxing poetic here, it's actually true.>makes shitty servants
Say that again when you need to move your furniture, mow the lawn, or care for a home-grown garden. You think modern society exempts you from manual labor? Hah!
All in all, your mental flips were amazing, but non-effectual.