>>61437639>>Memorable Quests and Events>Friends in Low Places
Okay, so when I went with my family on that LOVELY picnic all those years ago, and had to wear my mother's petticoats until I acquired new pants, my parents apparently wanted to grab some dirt on me to use once I grew up and started "bossing them around"... cunning ba-sorry Shuzi.
Anyway, my mother gave me the picture once, in a moment of introspection, and I was so overwhelmed with emotion I threw it out the window.
I never found it when I went down to the yard in front of the cave. I received a letter in the morning asking me to enter their underground fighting ring, alone and unarmed.
Shame for them, they didn't specify HOW un"armed" I should enter, and lil' lefty had eaten a young dragon's heart the night before. The next morning, their ring was in cinders, and their leaders worked for me. The picture was incinerated.My !@#$% mother had duplicates>The Tournament of Champions
I'll give you two guesses who the referees for the tournament were. I'll give you a hint: they were people who thought they'd be doing it for a bloodsport, but got friendly tapping matches instead.
Either way, I wasn't gonna cheat, but it helped smooth over any complaints about lil' lefty's laser, my cannon boots, and the miniature dolls armed with miniature flintlocks I carried on me (technically equipment).
My weakness became apparent in the semi-finals however. I had very bad aim, relying on barraging my enemies with bullets until they started breathing lead, which worked overall. The man I faced crouched down as soon as I started my barrage while warming up my laser, aimed down his rifle, and fired. I was taken down in one shot!
Still got the airship, which I dubbed "The Hayden", in honor of the first man to defeat me in single combat.