As previously seen, I can fool even myself sometimes.>Geasa
Synergises with Diplomacy to make any situation I can get a word in edgewise instantly won. Any other situation can be dealt with by my *sigh* wife.>Virtuoso
Janet's mere sighs are melodies that inspire me to sing and dance along. For some reason, people merely notice me, not her.>Subtlety
I forgot how much fun it was to walk among people. Not run chased by bouncing mushrooms, nor crawl under sticky lollipop-like trees, nor forget that I breathe through my nose (don't ask, please).>Outrider
Feywilds are the least hospitable lands to humans by design. Imagine a land where walking with shoes is a hazard, not kissing every tree and frog you meet is impolite, and-...WHAT?! THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THAT?! I'm seething with rage. old Tomalin will soon become dead Tomalin.>Hexer
I hope this had nothing to do with all the frogs I FRENCHED ALL THESE YEARS!! 'CAUSE IT FRIGGING SHOULD!>Weapon: Sumar
Curse these noodle-arms.
Convincing everyone the previous wielder was an enemy spy was child's play
... shut up Acrasia, he made fun of my physique... STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD!>Zenith: Great Conqueror
... Arcasia, how did we get here?
On the throne of the world I mean.
... the king laughed when I offered him my service, citing my lack of distinguishing traits. Then what?
... I played him tic-tac-toe for his kingdom, and he thought it a joke until Geasa took effect?
... I took over the other kingdoms in similar ways?
Why do I not remember any of this?
... YOU GOT ME DRUNK?! B-but, are you saying I took over the world under the influence of alcohol, before I became sober?!
I scare myself sometimes.
At least when people swear themselves into my service, I'll know they actually mean it, one way or another.>Onwards: Over The Horizon
Me and Janet are currently running away from Arcasia. Punking a drunk fey princess seemed like such a good idea at the time...>p=0>w=3>c=21