"hey forgot my spare swo- Dammit Mephistopheles We've talked about this! and on my bed as well!"
"well the daemon ate my bed before you got here, what was I supposed to do have her lie on the floor? it's fucking stone Greg, she'd be freezing. not very chivalric is it?"
"your raven just shat on my bookshelf ! you're paying for that."
"you're the one who startled him! if anyone should be angry right now it's me. My ancestors skull took the worst of it, your bookshelf just got a bit of splash back!"