>Be Stormtrooper Marcus
>just get out of meeting after being used as bait (thanks Fessus) and almost discovered by our old Commissar (thanks again Fessus)
>Apparantly it was cause of some Quistor of the Ordo Cornos or something, bugger me I dunno
>All I know is that he had a big shiny I-shaped badge and more loose screws than an Ork trak
>He’s all pissy at us about fucking up the timeline or something
>Probably has something to do with Dustbunny and his bloody bomb
>It’s all his fault
>I still say we should have killed him, but noooo, why would we listen to Marcus, he’s just a silly weird little Guardsman with a hunchback of duct tape, nah let’s just take the dangerous heretic who almost killed us all prisoner instead for no reason
>Anyways, it probably doesn’t matter if it is or isn’t his fault, because after the astropath there stopped spazzin out, he said it was all gonna be all right
>I think, I dunno it was a lot of gibberish with “quantum this” and “continuum that”
>Honestly it was really boring
>Thankfully one of the Ravens noticed how bored we were, and gave us all leave to go grocery shopping
>cept Fessus, he had to stay,
>ha sucks to be him.
>although not too much more than it sucks to be me.
>don’t get me wrong, running errands is fine
>it is what chapter serfs do after all, and it’s pretty easy
>honestly I could get half this list as “gifts”
>no, it’s baby sitting the other morons that sucks
>No Lloyd I won’t bet you twenty thrones to eat that...whatever it is, now put it down before you get yourself hospitalized again you retard.
>Oh look there’s Phil, arguing theology a street preacher, AGAIN
>An where in the Warp’s Decarus?
>Oh bloody hell did he sneak off to look for that Bolter Bitch again?
>I swear he’s a whiteshield cause he act’s like he’s bloody 15
>well, guess I gotta add Loverboy to the grocery list.
>Bloody hell, why me?