A g-g-goober!? A d-d-dork!? How dare you! I am a master of the alchemical arts, a genius in my field! Your steel is pppppittance compared to my chemical designs! With a single vial of my creation I can surpass your steel! I can alter flesh and blood to be stronger than steel! You speak of spells! Pah! I laugh at wizards! I can replicate their work in an afternoon (mostly)! I can produce greater things than they can dream of! I'll have you regretting your words you s-s-s-simpleton!