First of all, don't samefag, it's pathetic.
Second, nobody got "trolled" or "baited". I don't know if you realize, but this is /tg/, a board for traditional GAMES. If you want to inflict paragraphs and paragraphs of purple prose on people, head over to /lit/
If not, take a peek at this articlehttp://archive.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dd/20050916a>What I actually saw was much more dramatic than my hypothesis. If you’re the DM, you get two sentences. Period. Beyond that, your players are stacking dice, talking to each other, or staring off into space.
Consider that you said in the original post that the interruptions happen "every time" you give your players an exhaustive description. The common element is you, and that means the problem, and solution, come from your behavior.