Side Princess Discussion #14
I like her design overall, and her pros are very nice, but her cons... I don't really understand it. Is the "half of her" part supposed to be that half of her is a southern beauty? because the other half is robotic or something? That doesn't really make a whole lot of sense to me, and I wish it was worded a little better. Robot parts are beautiful too y'know! Other than that, her backstory of being a gas station turned beauty pageant winner is sweet, and it leads to a better understanding of why she's full of herself. Plus, that could likely be helped anyway.
Swiss Army Hand turns you into Hoss Delgado, which is always a good time, and would be remarkably convenient for a lot of things. If it comes with a vibrating feature, I'd be completely set. Universal Translator I'm sure would be very useful for a number of beings that probably don't speak English, though if it's needed, I'm starting to question how you'd even communicate with a majority of these. Maybe everything speaks your native language, just with thicker and thicker accents? Kind of a weird canon breaker, but alright.
Lust bonus is very similar to Golem Princess's: you can put your dick inside the robot now. I hope she's doing alright though if she had to have even her junk replaced. Eugh.
Her kinks are alright, though if they're supposed to be a joke I don't really get it. The dislike of anal might be another reference to her no longer having her original lower body, which makes me wonder what the hell happened to make her replace so much of her body. I mean, this is just me, but it would take one hell of an accident to get me to replace my genitalia.
Even if her tech is a little weird, I like Cyborg Princess! I'd probably take her if I had some extra room on the ship, and she's a good addition I think to anyone's team.