Newer players. Generally kids/non-autistic individuals who aren't really devoted to the game and wanted a cheap pick up that wasn't autistic jack-off session.>Tron
Generally find these players pretty chill actually. Longer term players who understand the format and are happy just to play but don't want to hardcore think. Your chubby but sweet bear stereotype. >UWx Control
Your hardcore autist who WILL correct your every move/statement. The "Ackchyually" guy. Doesn't seem to have fun playing the game, only lights up if they're obviously beating you down. >Storm
Think that anime nerd who pushes up their glasses and says "heh fool." Nerdy autists that think they're better for some reason for playing the jackoff deck. NEVER let them combo, they love to do that. The "will you concede if I show you (x-card)?" type player.>Humans/UWx Spirits
Generally pretty ok in my experience. Understand the game of magic pretty well and get why decks are meta. Probably won't say a lot but won't sperg out either. Basically always offers the handshake whether they win or lose. >Affinity/KCI/Prison
Your older autists. Generally have a beard with patches of grey in it. Take their time and basically just grunt their actions. Definitely feelings of coldness, but not hostility. Kind of just want to get the match out of the way. You crack a joke and they don't even snicker or grin. Are they even having fun? You're not too sure... >Dredge
Somehow the only infect players I've gone up against have only been kids. But not the burn type kids, the legit hardcore autistic, don't understand jokes, like magic as an outlet and sulk-when-they-dont-win kids. Always hate playing against them. I understand they probably arent having a good time at school/socially, but come on... >Valakut
Your girlfriends/egirls/nurds/etc. Nice nerd or the bitchy type who pushes the "yeah I'm a girl and like magic." You feel like you have to tread carefully.