"We're looking for a restaurant.">"Ooooh, yes travellers, I think I know the place for you, finest ah.. clams in the whole city!"
"What? No, no we're not looking for-">"Ah, I see. You're looking for sausages! Yes, there's a place by river and-"
"No no no! What we want is-">"Oh ho ho! You THAT kind of customer! Speciality place, very exclusive, uses monster meat in dishes, if you know what I mean."
"What? I.. oh, GODS no what did you-">"No? Maybe you're looking for a... sushi place?"
"What does that one even refer to- look we want actual food. Like, to eat.">"Oh. Er.. huh. Well there's- no that one doesn't serve food. Maybe- no they just serve drinks.. er..."
"Are you serious right now.">"No no, just give me a second. I'm sure there's an actual restaurant in this city, it'll come to me."