okay, i worked out some things, and can probably cut it down by taking away the iron tager commie jokes and shit because im just belting this out with no editing, but here i go>filthy disgraced ravnica boros meme leader, got leadership because everyone else more qualified died with honor>GLORIOUS ZENDIKAR GOBLIN LEADER, FUCKING ATE TUKTUK FOR MAGIC POWERS AND BECAME THEIR LEADER THROUGH HER WISDOM ALONE>only target one thing at a time, herself mostly>SPREADS WONDERFUL BOONS FOR ALL COMRADES EQUALLY, DOES NOT KEEP TO SELF LIKE SELFISH CAPITALISTIC PIG>still has trouble drawing cards, even with two colors>DRAWS METRIC ASSLOAD OF CARDS IN RED, MAKES BLUE CRY IN THEIR SLEEP ABOUT THE PTSD NIGHTMARES OF THE RED SCARE>caused various cantrips and other cards to spike to stupid prices due to demand hype>BEEN ENJOYING THE INNOVATIONS OF CANTRIPS FOR YEARS AND BOUGHT CARDS NEEDED WHILE CHEAPE, STILL USES THEM BETTER AND ON A BUDGET, ANYONE CAN AFFORD IT>has sunforger, still has trouble keeping up>MAKES ANCESTRAL RECALL LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CRAW WURM>stuck in worst color combination, even worst than mono white. gives false hope to borosfags>CAN HAVE ACCESS TO ALL 5 COLORS WITH HER SISTER IN ARMS TAZRI, NO COLORS ARE OFF LIMITS>overhyped, players will give up her in a few months save for a few angel waifu weebs. doesnt add anything but reinforce staples.>HUMBLE WOMAN THATS POPULARITY IS ONLY GROWING. WITH ZADA, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. PLAYERS WILL EXPERIMENT WITH THE POSSIBILITIES FOR YEARS TO COME>deck can only really booms with zada out>DOES NOT EVEN NEED FEATHERS AS A STAPLE, BEEN DOING FINE FOR YEARS WITHOUT HER
Glory to Mother Zada!