>>67903320>The next sexual partner you penetrate will slowly become your penis over the period of 1d4 minutes; this is prevented by a successful DC20 Will save. This still occurs for female characters using a strap-on.>Same as above, but reversed roles>On coming across a recently-gorged predator, make a DC10 Will save vs spreading and rubbing its belly/womb/tail/balls (whichever appropriate). If the predator attacks you after a failure, you may make this save again.>Your tongue grows to three feet, prehensile. Can still be stored in your mouth.>Your tongue grows to eight feet and is sticky, like a frog's. Can still be stored in mouth, can be used to grapple foes.>A Large plant with big lips will sprout within 25ft, demand it be fed, and attempt to grapple and eat creatures within 10ft>A fairy appears and tries to turn you into a piece of food to eat>A fairy appears, turns herself into a piece of food, and requests you eat her>The next town you stay in, a Giant-sized female human or beastfolk will incautiously walk into town and attempt to pleasure herself with buildings and/or people>As above, but with a male>The next 1d4 days, roll 1d12 every time you enter a new room or chamber. On a 1, you are ensnared in a Giant Spider's web. If it hits you with its Web attack twice more before you are freed, it cocoons you, knocking you unconscious, and attempts to carry you away to eat you.>For 1d4 days, you can use Web like a Giant Spider from your hands. On three successful hits without a target breaking free, they are cocooned, unconscious, and you are compelled to swallow the cocoon(s) whole after the fight is over>As above, but the web comes from your rear>The next dragon you encounter out of combat, you walk in on 1d4 kobolds lined up to be put into the dragon's genitals, with visible movement within their body. +3 to Charisma-based rolls, and requesting to follow the kobold(s) automatically succeeds.>>67905770
Oh hey it's you. Got any more-creative ones?