Oh lord this is going to be... annoying.
Monopoly Gauntlet 001:
Just Make It Stop [+200]
Only the Dead Can Know Peace From This [+300]
More of Them [+200]
Too Many Cooks Spoil the Soup [+300]
Go Directly to Jail [+300]
Do Not Pass Go [+200]
Do Not Collect $200 [+300]
Stop Right There Criminal Scum [+400]
Shrewd Fellows [+300]
Strictly Business [+400]
Trust Buster [+800]
Fast Track 
Cash Advance 
Real Estate 
Mortgage Rates 
Savings and Loans 
Winning When You Lose 
Fashionable Restructuring (Electronic Banking Edition) 
The Landlord’s Game 
Home Field Advantage 
So Monopoly (Electronic Banking Edition) with fourteen members and I've got a propensity to go to Jail like no one's business, neat. The credit card system is neat, and the fact that I know how to manipulate the bank thanks to Savings and Loans makes it great. I open up with hitting the first train station then it' forward to the Plan of Action:
>Buy early, Orange and Red prefered, all 4 railroads with Fast Track, some Utilities.If I can get them.
>Complete colors on Sides 2+3 asap
>Buy to break monopolies, build 3 houses on property to cause a shortage
>Mortgage single, low-traffic properties
>Stay in jail as I buy from others at a primium.
>Be banker to make change and pocket differences
>Don't pay them rent if they don't say it
Basically I'm going to be an asshole to every one of these thirteen dick waffles. And I don't care.