>Be decent Pathfinder player
>DM suggests random generation of characters
>Sounds cool. I'm up
>Half Elf Oracle Rape child. Former slave in Shackles.
>Chaotic Evil. HATES humans.
>Party includes Elf Necromancer among others.
>Party does evil shit in Shackles. Level up hard.
>Breeds distrust among Pirates.
>Civil War breaks out. My Oracle promises victory to both sides.
>While pirates are distracted, we uncover huge ship graveyard.
>With help, op Necro raises the ship graveyard.
>Undead fleet destroys Pirates. We add to our number.
>Use fleet and mercs to launch raids on Cheliax shipping.
>Plant evidence of Eagle Knight involvement.
>Cheliax threatens Andorran with war. Absalom offers to mediate. All according to plan.
>Important people gathered in Absalom.
>Undead and Merc fleet sails for Absalom.
>Absalom and Andorran accuse Cheliax of betrayal. Three way naval battle ensues.
>Plan is to raise undead and summon Miasma to gas people of Absalom.
>Plan going well. Undead summoned.
>Plucky heroes led by half orc cavalier intervene. Damn!
>Fight ensues. We get wrekt.
>Oracle retreats to Starstone chamber.
>Fights Half Orc. I lose.
>Instead of surrender, i attempt ascension.
>I fail. Curses!
>Absalom is saved.
>table laughs as we realize we had a stereotypical ending.