Anthropogenic climate change is totally uncertain, our researchers at the Thinktank For Elephants Stomp Donkeys have done rigorous* research and careful* statistics that demonstrate that the entire scientific community are a bunch of brainlets. Fossil fuels are the only way to Keep America Great, look at how great the economy is doing! The USA will for sure be a wonderful place to live in 100 years if we just keep fracking and making Lots Of Great Jobs for The American People! MAGA!
*our methodology is secret
*nobody cooked the numbers though
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