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Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 23:27:21 2019 No.10989436 View Reply Original Report

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If I took a shit in europa’s underground oceans, would the bacteria from my shit evolved into complex life in the span of millions to billions of years?

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Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 23:45:02 No.10989481 Report

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>>10989436
not enough data for a meaningful answer.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 23:48:56 No.10989495 Report

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No. The bacteria would have nothing to eat. Your rectal bacteria isn't capable of photosynthesis so there isn't an energy source for them.

If there was life already present and it could be consumed by the bacteria, then maybe if its energy storage and nutrients were compatible ... maybe..

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Anonymous Fri 20 Sep 2019 23:50:12 No.10989499 Report

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You would be crushed before you could squeeze that turd out from between your two butt cheeks. Maybe frozen as well. I don't recall offhand how salty the sub-ocean there is.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Sep 2019 01:35:30 No.10989725 Report

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why don't you try COOMing for 60 years bro?

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