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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 16:10:04 2019 No.10466789 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10468186 >>10468199 >>10468969 >>10469027 >>10469101 >>10469129 >>10469191

>Albert Einstein
>smartest guy there ever was
>just happens to be called "Einstein"

What are the odds? That's like if he was called "Albert Genius" or something. This is how you know reality is a simulation.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2019 16:15:11 No.10466800 Report

Quoted By: >>10466813 >>10471497

Stein means rock dude. His surname is basically "a rock."

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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2019 16:19:18 No.10466813 Report

Quoted By: >>10466821 >>10466870

>>10466800
So? That's unrelated to the English word "einstein" which means genius

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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2019 16:22:03 No.10466821 Report

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>>10466813
I know your'e just having a fuck, but even if that made sense, the word would have been defined after Albert Einstein, not before.
This thread isn't really fun.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2019 16:44:35 No.10466865 Report

Quoted By: >>10468086 >>10468186 >>10468194 >>10470541

>>10466821
How did he know there was going to be a word like "einstein" in the future?

That makes it even crazier, if the word existed before his time he could easily have changed his name to "Einstein" cause he was a genius and wanted his name to reflect that but if the word came after his death how could he have known?

Time travel? You have blown my mind

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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2019 16:47:33 No.10466870 Report

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>>10466813
You don't like Shakespeare because everything he writes is a cliche, right?

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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2019 16:49:03 No.10466876 Report

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This must be the most retarded thread I've seen in weeks

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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2019 16:59:34 No.10466904 Report

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Another fun fact. A "newton" is a unit of force. There is a guy who discovered gravity and motion and guess what his name is, you guessed it, Isaac NEWTON

the simulators aren't even trying

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 01:38:33 No.10468086 Report

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>>10466865
underrated post i keked

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 01:47:38 No.10468108 Report

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Gravity aren't real

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 02:20:03 No.10468186 Report

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>>10466789
>>10466865
OP you are really scaring me right now..

>>10468108
I heard this too! Pretty sure they aren’t yeah. Do you think they’re part of the simulation too or the gravityies just happened by chance

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 02:23:12 No.10468194 Report

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>>10466865
>how could he have known
implying he chose his own name

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 02:25:29 No.10468199 Report

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>>10466789
(((Einstein))) hmmmmmm

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 03:04:43 No.10468273 Report

Quoted By: >>10468276 >>10469026 >>10471990

Eric will you go out with me this isn’t ironic i would hold your hand

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 03:06:10 No.10468276 Report

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>>10468273
<3

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 13:31:01 No.10468969 Report

Quoted By: >>10469208

>>10466904
>>10466789
It's just nominative determinism my dudes. Like why the Marquis De Sade was so into sadism or Ernesto Miranda knew so much about his Miranda rights.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 13:34:18 No.10468975 Report

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just shut up man. what are you even doing

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 14:14:38 No.10469026 Report

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>>10468273
>Tfw name's not Eric but I still felt this
Fuck

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 14:17:57 No.10469027 Report

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>>10466789
Almost as surprising as Franz Kafka writing kafkaesque stories! He sure knew how to milk his coincidental name.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 14:34:44 No.10469060 Report

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Einstein will get replaced with Langan in the next 20 years.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 14:58:35 No.10469100 Report

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>>10469060

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 15:00:03 No.10469101 Report

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>>10466789
Fucking kek

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 15:05:57 No.10469110 Report

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>>10468194
Implying you were around and know he didn't

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 15:17:01 No.10469129 Report

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>>10466789
if Einstein was so smart how come he's dead

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 15:45:22 No.10469191 Report

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>>10466789
>Michael Jackson
>he jacked off some guy's son
Woah.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 15:57:10 No.10469208 Report

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>>10468969
>Ernesto Miranda knew so much about his Miranda rights.
lold

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 18:19:13 No.10469515 Report

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>>10469129
>he's dead
[citation needed]

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 01:03:54 No.10470541 Report

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>>10466865

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 01:11:14 No.10470552 Report

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Did you know that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease? Yet another "coincidence"

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 01:13:52 No.10470554 Report

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>Adolf Hitler
>evilest guy there ever was
>just happens to be called "Hitler"

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 01:17:20 No.10470558 Report

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>>10470554
I did not Hitler. I did not

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 02:04:01 No.10470638 Report

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>>10469191
This one took me a moment

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 09:17:24 No.10471497 Report

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>>10466800
>(((Stein)))

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 09:41:21 No.10471546 Report

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But unfortunately the West has not learned the lesson even now. It goes on working so hard on objects. Even one tenth of our energy will be enough to find the inner truth. Even an Albert Einstein dies in deep frustration. The frustration was so great that before he died he was asked, "If you are born again, what are you going to be?" He said, "Never again a physicist. I would rather be a plumber."

http://oshosearch.net/Convert/Articles_Osho/God_is_Dead_Now_Zen_is_the_Only_Living_Truth/Osho-God-is-Dead,-Now-Zen-is-the-Only-Living-Truth-00000001.html

westerners are very vulnerable to existential crisis if they are atheist enough and mad enough

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 10:33:12 No.10471627 Report

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einstein was a very common name in the past, ein and stein being both monosyllabic words

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 14:57:37 No.10471973 Report

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>>10466870
I mean Shakespeare even in his time was the equivalent of pop culture and thearhe majority of people who care about him now are pseudo intellectual twats obsessed with appearing cultured

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 15:04:45 No.10471990 Report

Quoted By: >>10472236

>>10468273
my name is erik with a k, yeah sure as long as your a girl.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 17:39:38 No.10472236 Report

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>>10471990
No I’m not a girl but you’re a girl right? Please be a girl.

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