As a nihilist, anti-natalist and all-round asshole (save a few core moral principles), I am very pleased at the recent global warming alarmism. May it come true. May the human species have no future. The better to prevent any billionaire fucks from achieving biological immortality, or ever really escaping this box.

May the United States Republican Party continue to be the central global stop against rational action against this threat-precisely so that I can enjoy life. Everyone vote Republican in November to support my rational nihilism and anti-natalism.