>Water does not take exterior shape of objects, and is always level (aside from waves n shit).
Cup of water is level, sink is level, bath is level, swimming pool is level, lake is level, ALL OCEANS ON EARTH ARE DEMONSTRABLY LEVEL as proven in the science world daily.
At no stage/scale does water become unlevel and be able to stick around objects, potatos, balls, or so on.
>Wake up. All images of Earth as a ball are fake, as Earth is NOT a ball. Derp.
All satellite communication shit is done via groundbased repeater towers and similar. Nothing goes higher than 100miles up according to REAL science (physics, etc.).
>IT aint rocket science ya know...