Posting some of the acrylic meme paintings I've been working on.
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>>3505107 Are you going to but the half finger on a brush handle and paint with it? I feel like that's a pretty big statement
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>>3505164 *Put, not but.
P.s. Noine noine!
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>>3505164 I figure I'll cut it off on or over a canvas? Guess I'll play it bye ear. Kind of want to blend it into a milkshake or something so I can add cannibal to my business card.
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Keep it up, anon. I'm rooting for you.
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>>3505167 such a comfy show.
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>you will never have a wikipedia page
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>>3505182 Kind of coming out of the peasant painting part of the Van Gogh parallel thing. He spent the first 2 years doing portraits of poor people which was seen as an weird thing to do.
I just did 2 pet paintings like 2 days ago though. Did some knock offs of
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dog_(Goya) of my cat and my sister's dog. Only thing people want to commission are pet paintings so if anyone knows any good paintings of animals that I could knock off I probably will
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first of all you wont get famous. mainly because van gogh was a part of something new. you on the otherhand arnt a part of anything, so you will never be noticed. not even after death sweet child.
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>>3505195 >first of all you wont get famous. I'm mostly just interested in helping money launderers.
> mainly because van gogh was a part of something new. the concept of meme culture, and the internet revolution, globalization, automation etc are all super duper "something new." We're part of one of the largest, most insane waves of advancement in human advancement in history. It's an exciting time and the entire concepts of things like labor and capital are quickly evolving and I'm getting to sit back and reflect on it while making an uppity series of paintings.
>you on the otherhand arnt a part of anything tell that to my library card poindexter
> so you will never be noticed tell that to you right now, noticing meeeeeeeee
the secret is that I just like confrontation and I'm super into absurdism. One must imagine sisyphus happy or whatever. Literally everything any person has ever done is pointless on a cosmic scale. Time is entropy.
>not even after death sweet child. The point is more about doing what you want, creating your own intrinsic purpose and driving forward without your ego ruining everything. It's not about killing yourself. It's about killing the self.
Everyone is controlled by delusions that make the idea of inevitable death easier to manage. Nothing ever matters, mattered, or will ever matter. Might as well paint memes.
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>>3505154 Is this one Eva Green?
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>>3505220 stop posting here
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>>3505209 I don't think about you at all
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>>3505229 non that's Lena Heady from some photoshoot. Was painted with
>>3505192 though which is a rare Green.
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eat the memes you stupid sacks of human dog shit
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>>3505236 oh totally missed that one. I admire your work ethic, oh pee.
>>3505230 >>3505209 >>3505195 what have you guys done today? or even this week?
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>>3505107 >he isn't part of a collective of like minded individuals even Van gogh was part of one at certain points in his life.
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>>3505308 Where do I find that?
I mean, not on the internet, real people.
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>>3505251 how much would you sell this for anon
no joke
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>>3505310 Art school, art shows, internet plces where you find creative peeps
I got lucky because me and my childhood friends have been artisticly influencing each other since i can remember
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That fuckton of painting can really improve skills
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>>3505107 Why are you just painting screenshots from TV shows? How do you think that compares to what that madman did and how is anyone supposed to find it appealing?
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>>3505347 he isn't even part of a collective or has a mental illness
>expects to be like Van gogh Anonymous
>>3505347 >Why are you just painting screenshots from TV shows? Generally one or both of 2 reasons: they're part of a larger thematic concept that I'm esploring, or they're expressing their face muscles in a neat weigh.
>How do you think that compares to what that madman did Peasant paintings era was all about him painting peasants. Who don't have an interest in the arts and don't have money to commission paintings of themselves. It was an kind of unheard of thing for an an artist to do. He moved to the country and painted poor people. I can contrive a lot of parellels between what he was doing and painting shitty memes, celebrity goof faces, screenshots etc.
His peasant painting period ended with The Potato Eaters. I'm working towards doing a Chest Eaters. Then I'll have to move to Paris or something.
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Is that Cara Delevigne in the middle, far right? If so post full pic plz
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>>3505107 As a comparison to your old paintings you have improved your technique. You have a better grip on color and you don’t seem to blend every tone with black.
Keep working.
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>>3505236 At first i was like
>wow this guy needs to slow the fuck down and actually improve But now i see thered a point to it
Its like you're looking at the world through a lense of ugliness
You could probably get into a nice gallery with the right pitch
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>>3505149 I really like this one anon
Thank you for posting, really interesting paintings
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VG was well read, well educated. worked insanely hard with religious dedication. you on the other hand are just copying a historical figure from a time long since passed. it's insulting as it is pathetic. and you don't even have one fraction of VG's abilities. you actually come off in your work as a very hostile retard.
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>>3505493 VG go was a mentally unstable autist that ate paint and self mutilated. You could put him in the same class as an emo scene girl if he was alive today. Just because someone did something before you were born doesn't automatically place them on a pedistal. His work was inspired by previous artists just like anonsn. Also all artist are inspired / plagerize from each other, even the greats.
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>>3505512 thank you for your opinion. please see the door out.
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Literally downgraded Illstrat.
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>>3505107 i like em, and now that you've done them i don't need to execute on my similar idea, phew, lol.
in terms of the painting there's nothing that sicks out given the sort of camp kitschy thing you're going for, maybe a bit more care when it comes to details, teeth, eyebrows, eyes to a certain degree, kinda lets them down. not a great sense of light in any of them either, not required though, just would be nice to see something technically interesting/pretty to make one take a second look.
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>>3505680 okay illustrat we know it's you
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>>3505243 >what have you guys done today? or even this week? ive done 4 complete illustrations in the past week that have more soul than all of the garbage you just posted, have posted or will ever post
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>All these crabs
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>>3505493 >Saying someone presents themself as a retard >Using an anime avatar Anonymous
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>>3505493 Are you the same autist that posts this smug anime girl in every single fucking thread?
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These are pretty fun, OP. Keep up the good work.
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>>3505701 Post your work, big guy
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>>3505107 forgot I have an hour long time lapse edited to dickhead hipster music that covers the first year of shooting timelapse. There's a couple good minutes in there.
https://youtu.be/45GkUiuRmjM Anonymous
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>>3505220 Seems like your ego is already ruining everything you're working towards.
>>3505512 The self mutilation and suicide is all hearsay.
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>>3505107 I've done 600 paintings in 7 years and 1500 drawings... and mine are actually good. I don't even like van Gogh that much, but I'm much more on track to do what you're doing than you are, and I don't plan on killing myself or cutting off a finger.
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>>3505107 Learn color theory
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>>3505395 yeah it's last one from the first year of shooting time lapse. You can see it at the end of this shit:
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>>3505407 >You have a better grip on color and you don’t seem to blend every tone with black. yeah I would like to say for the record that I was knowingly using black to fuck up paintings after I would get frustrated throughout the first year. Like I fucked up hot dog harrison paintings early on
>>3505251 and used black outlines on it and it turned out ok to me so I kept chasing that kind of look and it kept not working out and then I kept doing it out of spite.
I still kind of think it can be interesting to weirdly use black, but the whole year 2 thing has become about literally never using black paint, which definitely makes them considerably less overtly-retarded looking.
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>>3506045 >and mine are actually good. I mean that's not a bad painting of some trees. If I had one of those formal rooms that nobody uses I could totally see having that painting propped against the wall in that room.
>and I don't plan on killing myself or cutting off a finger. well that's where you're goofing up.
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Post the first one you did and then the most recent side by side
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>>3505696 >maybe a bit more care when it comes to details, teeth, eyebrows, eyes to a certain degree, kinda lets them down. yeah I agree. I had kind of gotten into a pattern where I didn't paint teeth. Thought it gives them a novel and identifiable aesthetic. But problem is that for a lot of them that aesthetic is just "unfinished."
>would be nice to see something technically interesting/pretty to make one take a second look. yeah I'm working on that I guess. Thinking I'm about to do a series of still lives of the garbage around my workspace that'll have dynamic lighting and everything.
Part of the problem for me is that actively not taking stuff that seriously and not necessarily being primarily concerned with making legitimately good looking or technically impressive work is great to keep you motivated forward without getting bogged down in procrastination and anxiety, but I'm definitely at the point where I have to start challenging myself more to stay interested.
Like pic related was done by hand without a grid which I'd never done before on this project, particularly not on a 24x20. The lighting is kind of fucked but I think it'll be nice when it's done.
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>>3506079 first one is Ben Affleck learning the critical reception to Batman v Superman. Most recent ones are
>>3505250 on the right and
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>>3506028 I own
watchpaintdrytv.com and it's watchpaintdrytv on ig and twitter and fb and stuff but I haven't really been using that shit and the website isn't set up. So not really but yes eventually probably?
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>>3506045 >Those wonky beams I'm sure mummy loves her special boy, don't worry anon
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>>3505680 I made fun of illstrats painting of an AK47 that had the clip in the wrong place one time because he said he said my art wasn't "outsider" enough.
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>>3506038 The "suicide" is "hearsay" kind of. There's the theory that he was partying with some buddies, one of which was a kind of retarded guy that was obsessed with cowboys and walked around with a revolver. I buy into the theory that Van Gogh was accidentally shot, but didn't to fuck over his mate so he said he did it.
But the mutilation wasn't really "hearsay." He cut his ear off in the middle of a kind of manic episode after having a fight with Gauguin. We know this from his letters.
Like it's possible that he was lying but that's still not really "hearsay."
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>>3506160 Wow you read the Van Gogh Wikipedia page watch out guys he's going straight to the top he's got all the hot tips now
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>>3506168 Actually I went to the van gogh museum on mushroom truffles in December 2016 and that's where I incepted myself into needing to race that dingus.
We both have similar educational backgrounds, we both have similar family and financial backgrounds, we both have similar types of bipolar-related mental illness, and a bunch of other shit. He spent most of his 20s working in an art-adjacent industry, and so did I. He bowed out of doing that at around 28, so did I. Bunch of parallels.
And I've been doing the race since January 2017. Why wouldn't I know a bunch of shit about the thing I'm dedicating years of my life to?
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>>3506416 Grids! He uses grids! Lmfao! That another trick you learned from perspective master Vincent Van Gogh?
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>>3505188 Nice. I love that painting
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>>3506430 >That another trick you learned from perspective master Vincent Van Gogh? Actually yeah. He ate shit constantly for using elementary level transfer techniques onto canvas. He ate shit from contemporaries and his artist friends because he used a perspective frame for almost everything. He literally had a blacksmith make him a giant fucking window frame with wires on it that he would schlep out into the woods for his paintings.
He (I believe) literally never painted anything from imagination. He would draw thick guidelines on the canvas (which he then had to apply thick layers of paint to cover up), and generally "cheated" as much as he could by artfag standards when it came to transferring to canvas.
What's your preferred method? I'll do one that way.
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>>3505251 >>3505314 ANON PLEASE I WANT THAT PAINTING
but im also poor, name a price
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>>3505107 those are not very good and the whole i only paint memes thing has been done at least 3 times already
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>>3506444 Literally everybody knows that about Van Gogh. Stop copy pasting stuff from the internet. And you don't even know what you're talking about because he did paintings from imagination when Gauguin stayed with him. Memory of the Garden at Etten is completely from memory and imagination because Gauguin strong-armed him into painting like him, because Gauguin was undeniably a better artist.
You don't even know anything about the artist you are going to cut your finger off to mimic. Literally get a life you fucking loser.
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>>3506017 oh fuck youre the youtube anon
i love your videos
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>>3506460 >Literally everybody knows that about Van Gogh. Stop copy pasting stuff from the internet. Are you being disingenuous? You seemingly make an argument from ignorance, I respond with super common knowledge because it seemed like something you wouldn't have been aware of considering the previous criticism.
>And you don't even know what you're talking about because he did paintings from imagination when Gauguin stayed with him. Yeah that's why I said (I believe). I knew that was a big part of Gauguin's criticism about him but couldn't remember which ones were supposed to be entirely from imagination.
Also is this a pissing contest? And are you projecting about me looking things up when it seems like you're actively looking things up? I don't really care that much about this conversation, and you're kind of making it clear that you're just interested in shitposting, so I can promise you I don't care enough about you to ever look things up to try and "win" while talking to you.
>Memory of the Garden at Etten is completely from memory and imagination because Gauguin strong-armed him into painting like him, because Gauguin was undeniably a better artist. Technically, he was absolutely a better artist. But that's kind of the thing to me, is that nobody really gives a shit about who may be technically better if there's more interesting and entertaining shit out there. Some of the most successful and interesting artists in modern history were often shit at the art class fundamentals that artfags put on a pedestal.
>You don't even know anything about the artist you are going to cut your finger off to mimic. Does that make you upset?
Also I'm going to cut my finger off because I want to cut my finger off. It's been part of my obsessive compulsive ideations since I was like 15. I'm just throwing it into this whole thing as a way to justify doing it.
>Literally get a life you fucking loser. why?
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>>3506522 This doesn't justify cutting your finger off, go get help, you're lunar.
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>>3506458 idk I'm maybe not really selling the originals until the end on account of the Van Gogh meme, but I'm getting to get a giclee printer though and can do phat prints. How much you think you should pay?
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>>3506528 Dear Anon:
three things:
1- you are good, if you are good and very expressive but you have a lot to polish to aspire to an infinitesimal fraction of V.G.
2- for committing suicide you will not be as famous as the one even though you painted 1200 paintings in 10 years and not 600. As much you would be the guy who did that shit and it would be a curiosity like the pictures of Hitler.
3- practice and improvement. watercolor test and pencil in large format, I think you will be well and try to sell your works and above all encourage and keep living and painting
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>>3506460 forgive me anon but guaguin was an egolatra that to the death of V.G. He wanted to attribute part of his legend in the text "avant d'apres" that was published several years after the death of V.G.
In addition, the "influence" of Guaguin can be confused with the graphics of the Japanese print lines or the lines of Lautrec's works.
(I apologize for my strange English but I must use Google translator to understand and talk in depth)
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>>3506529 >but you have a lot to polish to aspire to an infinitesimal fraction of V.G. Yeah I think it's a big part of the whole subversion thing that the specific focus is on beating him in total paintings and time and body armor, while kind of insultingly pumping out a bunch of mediocre schlock.
>As much you would be the guy who did that shit and it would be a curiosity like the pictures of Hitler. Exactly. He's got a wikipedia page right?
I appreciate the thoughtful critique though. There's a whole other video and performance aspect to the whole thing too that would supplement the whole ordeal and maybe make it more interesting than just a bunch of milk crates full of autistic paintings.
>>3506528 Hey I think the conversation piece factor alone can justify losing a knuckle. Plus it's one less fingernail to worry about. Plus I want an android finger.
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>>3506134 I think your ideal line of style would be the image on the right of these two. try the watercolor
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Here you have a job of mine.
I've been painting for 15 years
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>>3506530 i've never purchased a giclee print before. $50USD? (before shipping). More or less depending on size. I'm assuming they're around 9x12in
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>>3506556 yeah I definitely really like the one on the right over the one on the left. The one on the right was done with pen on canvas because I was frustrated from working on the one on the left. They're both about the anxiety of hand drawing.
I have been working on utilizing blank canvas and negative space more though.
Love your work btw
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>>3506577 thanks anon. I'll give you my deviantart profile in case you're interested.
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>>3506556 coolcoolcool and I'll definitely try some watercolors again soon. Pic related are the only attempt at watercolor I've done since high school.
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>>3506522 Are you the guy who posts on /r9k/ about cutting his finger off all the time?
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>>3505493 >VG was well read I'm not poorly read.
>well educated I have a BS degree in Media Studies. I'm also in the process of getting a doctorate from
instantdegrees.com .
>worked insanely hard with religious dedication. I'm literally a zealot to this. This is my life at this point. I get antsy when I don't at least get 5 hours at the workstation a day. idk if it can be stressed how much I'm not interested in other things anymore.
Like I love Crusader Kings 2. I would kind of like to just play that until the cancer kills me. But I basically never play it anymore without feeling overwhelmed with guilt and self-loathing and an obsessive concern that my head may blow up like that guy in Scanners if I stop building for too long.
> you on the other hand are just copying a historical figure from a time long since passed. No I'm mostly kind of subverting it as a means to illustrate a fundamental corruption in contemporary society.
If someone said they were "racing Van Gogh" to beat him in quality or super technical ability, nobody would give a shit. But if I say I'm racing him in quantity and self-inflicted violence, you got yourself a primetime tv opportunity.
>it's insulting as it is pathetic. Exactly!
>and you don't even have one fraction of VG's abilities. So? Do you think creative production is something limited to savants and special people? Do you think you're special? Why?
Do or do not. There is no try.
>you actually come off in your work as a very hostile retard. Hey thank you I appreciate that more than you may care about. I like your animu picture. It's very aesthetic and says a lot about the person you choose to be.
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>>3505701 >ive done 4 complete illustrations in the past week good for you anon! next week shoot for 5!
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>>3506864 are they on board or what? sorry if you already said
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>>3506869 Yeah they're essentially all on canvas panels. Think there's like 8 that were done on 8x10 stretched canvas. idk I really like A: the compactibility and B: the lack of give in panels over stretchers.
I don't paint on an easel or anything, and I prefer to be able to rotate the surface as needed. I basically just keep my right arm and wrist in a fixed position and rotate the canvas so I'm brushing into my lines at all thymes.
I also think that panels can be more creatively utilized when being framed than stretchers. A lot of them are created to be framed off-balance.
>>3505160 is a good example. It's basically designed to be like 30 degrees tilted to the right within a larger frame.
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>>3506877 i see i see, i somewhat prefer panels myself, i also like unstretched canvas though, for acyrlics anyway
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>>3506877 its a shame, that shitty quality canvas texture gives a really amateurish look to your paintings
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>>3505107 I dont paint but im thinking about getting into it. how did you pick your theme?
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>>3505107 your cats gesture is about 5x more interesting than your work.
draw more paint less
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>>3507209 >your cats gesture is about 5x more interesting than your work. yeah that's why he's there yadoobus
>draw more paint less what should I draw tho?
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This anon has taken NGMI and turned it into a business strategy. This is pretty sad.
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>>3507188 yeah I also dont really do anything to prepare the canvas before I paint on it. Plus I often misuse acrylic with too much water and stuff.
Part of the thing I guess, since it's all this supposed to be part of this one series is that I started with the absolute cheapest mediums and paints and brushes and then get better stuff as I go along. Create the illusion of improvement with more expensive shit!
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>>3507205 >I dont paint but im thinking about getting into it. do it.
>how did you pick your theme? idk I didn't really worry about themes at first. I painted the sadfleck
>>3506096 mostly to troll the snydercucks that were shilling for batman v superman on /tv/.
Then I did
>>3505160 from a webm I would spam and that's kind of the thesis for things that I find aesthetic as fuck. It's a beautiful, well-dressed person acting like a fucking weirdo. idk I've always enjoyed thinking about and studying concepts like subversiveness and disorder and entropy and absurdism and that's all kind of part of it probably.
Just do what you want and follow your impulses towards creative production and figure it out on the way. Like the cartoon where they're building the track from the train or whatever.
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>>3507409 you seem so desperate for this vague "fame". Like you're going to do these and tell everyone you're going to cut your finger off until you're whatever your idea of "famous" is, and then you'll drop the act. You're acting like you're holding the world hostage, and we don't deserve your art. Nobody cares about you, dude. Not in a "we'll regret not caring when you're dead" way, just in a "we all have better things to do than care about you" way. You're acting like nobody has ever had it worse than you. Vincent van Gogh was a sympathetic figure because he came from a decent financial background, but suffered because he made himself amazing at art. His sadness wasn't a result of anything other than how hard he worked, and you don't work hard at all. You aren't making yourself a commentary on society because there were plenty of lazy artists in van Gogh's day too and we don't care about them.
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>>3507416 >you seem so desperate for this vague "fame". You're the only person that's said "fame" in this entire thread. I just want money and pretty grisl to like me
>Like you're going to do these and tell everyone you're going to cut your finger off until you're whatever your idea of "famous" is No I'm going to cut my finger off at an appropriate context like 400-500 paintings from now.
>You're acting like you're holding the world hostage, and we don't deserve your art. I post it without watermarks or signature on 4chan. Actively NOT selling any of them, because Van Gogh only sold like one painting in his life or whatever, is a fucking pain in the ass if I wanted to become "famous." People only really care about you when they're invested in your bullshit.
I've kind of burnt one bridge with a relatively successful filmmaker and artist that wanted to buy cabin America and then I acted like a fucking weirdo and asked to trade and then just never got back in touch. Could have worked on his most recent movie but wouldn't give him the painting.
>Nobody cares about you, dude. Said the guy that just wrote a paragraph about me ;0
>Not in a "we'll regret not caring when you're dead" way, just in a "we all have better things to do than care about you" way. You don't even have anything better to do than write an essay about how people aren't going to care about me. Do you ever wonder if you're projecting?
>Vincent van Gogh was a sympathetic figure because he came from a decent financial background He was a hipster weirdo from an upper middle class family that chose to not generate income and mooch off his family while he did drugs and lived with hookers and made paintings of poor people that nobody wanted. wtf how is that "sympathetic?"
> His sadness wasn't a result of anything other than how hard he worked are you retarded?
>nd you don't work hard at all. I've actually been putting in 40-60 hours a week at this for most of 2018. projecting?
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>>3506877 What's that red thing on your cat's neck?
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>>3507448 he's got a skin condition and he's allergic to everything but eats anything and he's an insane fucking moron that just scratches himself raw. Had to be fully declawed as a kitten because the vet thought he was going to kill himself. They didn't think he'd live a year and here he is still being not dead and judging me like 7 years later.
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>>3507446 yeah but you're bad
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>>3505107 reminds me more of george w. bush's work
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>>3507448 Do you feed it raw meat, or processed crap from tins?
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>>3507672 No he eats super expensive hypoallergenic prescription food that you have to order online
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So which finger are you gonna cut off, anon?
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>>3507669 primary influences:
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>>3507786 i like the aesthetic of having half of the ring finger missing like that guy in Snatch.
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>>3507379 tell that to ur mum u hoser
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OP last time you made this thread I was blown away. I was blown away this time too, honestly. You're sick in the head. There is absolutely nothing to gain by churning these shit tier paintings out. Take your fucking time for once and work towards something instead of trying to shit out as many vapid memes as physically possible. You're like the human embodiment of the concept of accelerationism in the modern age, in a really bad way. You wanting to cut your finger off because its an obsession is like the cherry on top man. If you need to hinder your ability to live a normal life for the sake of a "conversational piece" you are probably the least interesting person alive. I know none of this will get through to you and you'll just keep on doing this because you're too far gone but I just wanted to let you know.
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>>3507830 >OP last time you made this thread I was blown away. dope
>You're sick in the head. yeah exactly that can be part of the marketing or whatever.
>Take your fucking time for once and work towards something Well I'm sick of having the long beard and hair and I can't shave that off until I do the Potato Eaters/Alien painting and I'm still like 20 away from that so eh.
Stop procrastinating and just make stuff, dork.
>You're like the human embodiment of the concept of accelerationism in the modern age YES EXACTLY
>in a really bad way. tell that to ur mum u hoser
>You wanting to cut your finger off because its an obsession is like the cherry on top man Thanks I think so too!
>If you need to hinder your ability to live a normal life for the sake of a "conversational piece" you are probably the least interesting person alive. How does the lack of one knuckle from the ring finger "hinder your ability to live a normal life?"
Also, the ocd and bipolar adhd and narcissism is probably what is preventing me from doing a "normal life" meme. I only get one of these fuckers.
>for the sake of a "conversational piece" you are probably the least interesting person alive. why? I'm gonna eat it too you know. So I can have a conversation piece about cannibalism while I'm at it.
Also I legitimately want an android finger. Also I'm fascinated by nerve damage and phantom pain and stuff and I believe that traumatic stress can be fun!
>I know none of this will get through to you and you'll just keep on doing this because you're too far gone but I just wanted to let you know. 'preash
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>>3505107 Just accept that you are an absolute amateur at painting and have no idea what you are doing, so many paintings and no improvement that's pretty sad,
How delusional can one be
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>>3507841 Whatever you say, man. I only speak because I see someone hindering their own ability. You could be something truly great with all this energy you're bringing in but you are so in love with the idea of yourself it is seemingly blinding you. I hope you look back on this phase and laugh. I do not wish to be mean or put anyone down but I cannot help but look at your work and words and just think you are completely lost.
watchpaintdrytv !lmiigEOhOE
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>>3507847 >Just accept that you are an absolute amateur at painting and have no idea what you are doing accepted. any hot tips?
>, so many paintings and no improvement that's pretty sad, they said "surely you'll have to improve a little, even if by accident. how do you not learn?" and I said "my name is stacy now fagget"
>How delusional can one be I'd say I could be a 9/11 if I wanted to but I'm typically somewhere between a 3/11 and 7/11.
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>>3507849 >You could be something truly great with all this energy you're bringing in but you are so in love with the idea of yourself it is seemingly blinding you I mean from my end the work itself is kind of about eliminating the idea of my self.
>I hope you look back on this phase and laugh. I mean I understand that it's stupid now too. I think of myself more as a clown tbphwyf.
>I do not wish to be mean or put anyone down but I cannot help but look at your work and words and just think you are completely lost. sexually?
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>>3507849 also they're all technically not really finished. I'm still planning on trying to shoot footage for episodes with each of them where I try to fix and finish them but probably just end up fucking them up more.
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This pathetic faggot spammed his artwork in /tv/
>>>/tv/100791477 Anonymous
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>>3507791 maybe... lucian freud?
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>>3508357 yeah Freud is fucking great. Love that ugly lumpiness.
Also a big fan of Mondrian although that doesn't really show through.
Then on the flip side I'm really into the whole Japanese Wabi Sabi concept.
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god none of them are even remotely good
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>>3508855 theyre all tinted, theres not enough paint, i cant still see fucking white spots because the paint is so thin. its muddy, the way you paint skin is dead looking, like their coated in formaldehyde, and their shitty fucking meme portraits. not to mention you fucking go over areas with just pure black paint, its like you dont even know what youre using. go learn from the fucking modern masters that will teach you how to use the types of paints with different qualities so you can mix better off and on canvas and not paint like a highschool student.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo1OiRSBW4drYnsakd68uig/videos https://www.youtube.com/user/gurneyjourney/videos https://www.youtube.com/user/gurneyjourney/videos https://www.youtube.com/user/uswtv/videos https://www.youtube.com/user/BrianNeherFineArt/videos https://www.youtube.com/user/tuanartkts/videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqr1fUnW81qA7vGzi8TYtkQ/videos https://www.youtube.com/user/DrawMixPaint/videos here you go have fun
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>>3508855 theyre all tinted, theres not enough paint, i can still see fucking white spots because the paint is so thin. its muddy, the way you paint skin is dead looking, like their coated in formaldehyde, and their shitty fucking meme portraits. not to mention you fucking go over areas with just pure black paint, its like you dont even know what youre using. go learn from the fucking modern masters that will teach you how to use the types of paints with different qualities so you can mix better off and on canvas and not paint like a highschool student.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo1OiRSBW4drYnsakd68uig/videos https://www.youtube.com/user/gurneyjourney/videos https://www.youtube.com/user/uswtv/videos https://www.youtube.com/user/BrianNeherFineArt/videos https://www.youtube.com/user/tuanartkts/videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqr1fUnW81qA7vGzi8TYtkQ/videos https://www.youtube.com/user/DrawMixPaint/videos here you go have fun
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>>3508878 aww poor baby cant take a crit
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>>3508883 >aww poor baby cant take a crit aww poor baby cant take a crit. I'm not even disagreeing with your "crit" dipshit, you just seem kind of self-important for someone that struggles bigly with wordsmaking.
>theyre all tinted not sure what you really mean by this or why it's a problem or how it's supposed to be meaningfully applied to my process going forward. That's your first thing and it's frustrating and kind of meaningless to me.
Why should you just expect to be taken seriously? I don't really care about what you watch on youtube. Post your work nerd. It's easy to watch videos for kids and think you're special, but I'm kind of only interested in people that actually do things.
> i can still see fucking white spots because the paint is so thin. oh is that wrong?! next you're going to tell me I'm NOT supposed to use a weird amount of water and mix varnish into acrylic or something!
> the way you paint skin is dead looking yeah I generally do blues and purples first and save the life tones for last.
> and their shitty fucking meme portraits. don't see a problem there sport. You're very self-important and edgy and you put this "master craft" up on a pedestal and then you probably just don't do anything at all.
>not to mention you fucking go over areas with just pure black paint, its like you dont even know what youre using. yeah it is like that. That was the whole recurring motif for the first year. It was a lesson I learned on the first painting and kept using as a way to sabotage things that were annoying me. year 2 is about literally never using black paint. It's a 1000 painting series. If you start retarded people are more impressed when you're moderately competent at the end.
>go learn from the fucking modern masters the masters of youtube? are you 13?
> that will teach you how to use the types of paints with different qualities so you can mix better off and on canvas and not paint like a highschool student. I asked you tho.
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>>3508902 your rebuttals are that of a 13 year old, go fucking learn how to paint faggot
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>>3508920 >your rebuttals are that of a 13 year old yeah I mirror the people I'm talking to
>go fucking learn how to paint faggot I mean, that's pretty much entirely what this is about. That's why we're here. you got mush for brains or what?
Wtf does "theyre all tinted" mean to you?
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>>3506416 any opinions on order of operations?
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>>3508925 >/beg/ fag doesnt know what a tint is its mixing white on to your canvases, everything looks washed out
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>>3508940 >/beg/ fag doesnt know what a tint is I was actually more interested in what specifically we were talking about. I'm happy you noticed!
https://youtu.be/Fda0qh3wC_0 lyrics are relevant!
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>>3508956 Black
then
white are
all I see
in my infancy.
red and yellow then came to be,
reaching out to me.
lets me see.
As below, so above and beyond, I imagine
drawn beyond the lines of reason.
Push the envelope.
Watch it bend.
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should I get rid of the gun hand so it just looks like he's having a giggle?
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am I special now?
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>>3509160 I'm not the person to ask for that. I pretty much argue that everything and anything can be art. I don't think technical skill is required if you have a vision or a concept or what the fuck ever.
I want to paint a moving portrait series on transparent glass tiles of a gif, then build a giant spring-loaded projector devise where I shoot or drop the tiles past a light source being projected at a wall, casting the moving image onto the wall one time before the tiles smash on the ground. Is that art?
I want to set up a studio space and invite people to come participate in a still life project of fruits and food and stuff and then keep it going for months as everything putrifies in the middle of the room, all while having a giant industrial fan left unplugged on one side of the rotten fruit pile, and all the still lives that were done hung on the other wall, so that if someone where to plug in the giant fans they'd blast rotten bullshit all over all the still lives. Is that art?
I want to do an exhibit that invites people to try and pull off elaborate heists like thomas crown affair to steal memes. is that art?
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>>3509217 youre so far up your own ass its absurd
be a normal person and stop painting trash for the sake of being le quirky zany arteest!
have you considered trying to get good at painting with all the time you waste being an ironicboihomo?
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>>3509222 >youre so far up your own ass its absurd one must imagine sisyphus happy
>be a normal person I don't think that I am. And I'm don't really see why I should.
>and stop painting trash for the sake of being le quirky zany arteest! You should start painting trash. That could be a good bit. OOOH portraits on pizza boxes. fuck you that's mine now kys you boring fat faggot
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>>3509232 >picking apart
>everything im saying
>like a fucking autist oh so you chose the "lalala im being a faggot an no one can stop me!" route
~~~xXxoNe MuSt ImaGiNe SiSyPhus HapPy<3xXx~~~
look mommy i got paint on the floor im an artist!!!! hey girl let me sketch u ur so buetiful im an artist!!!
enjoy mediocrity and obscurity, you pretentious trash
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>>3509246 >like a fucking autist skateboarding is my life dad
>oh so you chose the "lalala im being a faggot an no one can stop me!" route yeah pretty much. does that upset you? Are you easily hindered by outside influence?
>look mommy i got paint on the floor im an artist!!!! hey girl let me sketch u ur so buetiful im an artist!!! you get it mang. It's all about getting knee deep in that dank muff. gnome sang?
>enjoy mediocrity and obscurity, you pretentious trash @watchpaintdrytv on all platforms like and follow and subscribe and hit that notification bell and sub and check out my patreon and hit up the discord smash that upbutton sign here and pull the trigger
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i fucking love it, is there somewhere i can buy a painting off you?
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>>3505701 then post it faggot
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>>3509217 I think anon was playing with you.
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>>3509295 oh I like that. tbphwyf I kind of like to contrive reasons to talk about my painting gun and rotten still life ideas.
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>>3505107 Tweet that one of Naavi Elyse to Elyse.
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wtf are all you autists getting so upset about. just let anon post his paintings on a anonymous vietnamese crochet site.... fucks sake get over it
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>>3509258 >skateboarding skateboarding?
>is is?
>my my?
>life life?
>dad dad?
>yeah yeah?
>pretty pretty?
>much. much?
>does does?
>that that?
>upset upset?
>you? you?
>are are?
>you you?
>easily easily?
>hindered hindered?
>by by?
>outside outside?
>influence? influence????
this is what you sound like
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For How much would you sell me one of your paintings OP?
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>>3505107 sry but this is probably my favorite thing in that image.
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>>3505107 I think your subjects are boring. you are just redrawing photos. I think you are wasting too much time just trying to become a human photocopy machine. If you don't have a good business going then I honestly think you should look into photography and how to stage good scenes. Then maybe look into what you can do with the results in an image software by filtering areas and sharpening up colors.
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>>3509258 you just reek of millenial faggot who thinks hes better than everyone
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>>3509329 >this is what you sound like you're reading. I sound like the voice in your head.
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>>3509375 >you just reek of millenial faggot who thinks hes better than everyone most of us do. that's kind of the point. and kind of why the parallel with Van Gogh is so relevant now. We're in a very similar situation with the internet revolution as we were when he was kind of passively protesting the industrial revolution.
you reek of someone that would like to feel better than everyone but makes no effort to justify those feelings
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>>3509377 everything you say is just gonna be cutesy petty trash and mentally retarded "zingers" i can fucking sense it
youre one of those faggots who just replies to everything with an anime image because you have no substance
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>>3509381 hahahah what a huge load of horseshit you actually dont know what youre talking about do you
and i am better than you in every way which is what makes you so easy to read.
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>>3509383 >everything you say is just gonna be cutesy petty trash and mentally retarded "zingers" i can fucking sense it nobody cares about you, few likely ever will. You're going to miss everything fun in life and die frustrated and alone. People will be forgetting your name at the funeral. You're a mewling cancerous do-nothing cuck that was trained wrong on purpose.
>youre one of those faggots who just replies to everything with an anime image because you have no substance you're not remarkable in any way and you likely never will be
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>>3509390 you're my good little bitch arent you. good boy.
i can draw much better than you as well. bye bye. just let that sink in for a bit, bitch boy.
:)
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>>3509390 >le epic wall of text meant to hurt my feelings yeah sorry that doesnt work now that you arent in 5th grade and a reading level above everyone else hahaha
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>>3509390 oh and one last thing, the way you try to puff up with that combination of flowery prose juxtaposed with the childlike petulance, THAT's how i know you have daddy issues.
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>>3509387 >hahahah are you actually laughing haha? are we laughing?
>what a huge load of horseshit you actually dont know what youre talking about do you I like to whisper to my cat that I do. My cat likes to think that I do. He told me with his lazer beam eyes.
>and i am better than you in every way which is what makes you so easy to read. You're a bit difficult to read. You seem upset.
Also why do you think you're better than people? Based on what metric? And didn't you just say:
>you just reek of millenial faggot who thinks hes better than everyone and now you're better than strangers "in every way?"
I'm pretty good at skiing. I have a good amount of experience on boats. I've worked in production for about a decade. I'm an experienced diver and I spent a lot of my childhood at sea. I have some experience flying aircraft too. I've also knocked a few people unconscious in fights. I'm a pretty good marksman. I've got a few years of experience working in kitchens too. I've produced and directed and done art and grip and electric and worked in production offices and ran craft services on a feature film production. And you're just comfortably, anonymously "better in every way?" And I'm the millennial faggot that thinks they're better than everyone?
you ever wonder if you're a hypocrite? do you think the existence of other assholes justifies why you choose to be one?
who hurt you?
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>>3509418 did not read, you spent all of that time typing for nothing
im better at drawing than you :)
thats what it all boils down to really
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>>3509394 >you're my good little bitch arent you. good boy. If I was a bitch you should have said "good girl."
Is English not your first language or are you just kind of retarded?
>i can draw much better than you as well yet you post anonymously with no pic related. Also why do you think we're competing? You absolutely should draw better than me since I pretty actively avoid doing it. My whole point is that ANYONE can make art regardless of how well they can sketch. There doesn't need to be a barrier to entry and there's plenty of room in the pool.
>just let that sink in for a bit, bitch boy. I feel like it's never people that comfortably speak English that say "bitch boy" unironically. And if you were "much better" why not post your work?
Who you trying to convince? Me or you? Because I don't give a shit. And I don't believe you. You seem awfully desperate to justify to yourself why you're a lazy uncreative piece of shit.
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>>3509436 do you think you'll be remembered as fondly as me when we both die?
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>>3509427 >did not read nobody will ever care if you did. Nor will they expect you to. You're incapable.
>you spent all of that time typing for nothing It's really not a hassle. The thing about literacy is that writing and reading and stuff is pretty easily to do. You may struggle to comprehend that but that's your burden isn't it?
>im better at drawing than you :) prove it then. I fundamentally do not care. And I also don't believe you.
>thats what it all boils down to really What? You having some ego thing while acting like an embarrassing anonymous coward? Who cares if you are?
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>>3509436 still not reading your walls of nerd rage, sorry
im better than you :) enjoy your sunk cost fallacy project and remember to thank me when you're done and you realize you havent improved one bit because you wanted to be a meme
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>>3509439 do you have schizophrenia? Is that an ipad painting?
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>>3509445 >still not reading your walls of nerd rage, sorry yeah illiteracy is a real problem. You can't read and yet you're convinced you're better than people. You're a symptom of a much larger problem.
>im better than you :) enjoy your sunk cost fallacy project and remember to thank me when you're done and you realize you havent improved I'll never think of you again. Why would I? How would I? You know how many of (you) there are here?
Do you not understand that you're the schlimazel here? Do you not understand that you're always going to be the punchline? I'm a clown. You're a joke.
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>>3509439 >>3509446 2 massive egos who think theyre better than everyone because they use traditional media but still cant paint or draw for shit hahaha
it's like watching retarded twins wrestle in the back yard
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>>3509447 still didnt read, you gonna keep typing?
i am better than you so i dont really need to worry about it
best part is you imagine yourself being famous but youll still be painting shitty memes while i already have a following hahahha
:)
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>>3509449 >2 massive egos who think theyre better than everyone I legitimately don't think I'm better than anyone. MY ENTIRE POINT IS THAT EVERYONE HAS THE CAPACITY TO CREATE INTERESTING AND AESTHETIC ART. I'm not competing with anyone really, and it's just a bunch of projected mental illness when I interact with people that need to tell themselves they're better than everyone.
>it's like watching retarded twins wrestle in the back yard I accept this. That's basically what /ic/ is. That's why I like it here. I don't come here for the inciteful criticism offered to me from a bunch of virginal weeb highschoolers. I just like to wrastle.
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>>3509456 >he's still typing hope it makes you feel better to type it because im not reading it :)
sperging out like this is just embarrassing honestly, hope you feel really mature and smart because all your doing is stroking yourself off trying to win the big internet fight
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>rum and coke
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>>3509452 >still didnt read never thought you would. Don't think you can.
>you gonna keep typing? yeah this is all about contriving reasons to continue posting my shit. You being agitated and immidiately responding is super convenient for me. I'm the one that want's (you)s and you're the one providing them.
>i am better than you so i dont really need to worry about it Nobody cares if you are, and nobody asked if you needed to worry about it. You're being really evasive for such an ebin troll. Are you bullied a lot in PE?
>best part is you imagine yourself being famous Eh I mostly imagine myself being done with this. I like anonymity. But you don't really need to worry about it because you're better than me lmaooooo
>but youll still be painting shitty memes while i already have a following hahahha again, nobody cares. And again, nobody believes you.
Are you 13? I think you're 13. Are you autistic? I think you kind of have to be.
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>>3509460 wonder how long i can keep farming these (you)s
its so funny to see all that text and then a super shitty image next to it that invalidates everything
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>>3509458 >hope it makes you feel better to type it because im not reading it :) it 100% does. This is the ideal situation for me. I have a hostile text generator that can't even read. This is why I come here. You're doing what is expected of you perfectly. I love you.
>sperging out like this is just embarrassing honestly what do you care you're better than me right?
>hope you feel really mature and smart because all your doing is stroking yourself off trying to win the big internet fight no there is no winning here. But it is interesting that you're at least self-aware enough to understand that you're losing.
You think being incapable of reading is a positive in your favor.
You like appeals to ignorance. You get off on the idea that someone made an effort to interact with you and you were unwilling to act in good faith. You like the idea that your actions may negative effect someone else. And you think there's a chance at winning?
You can never win. All you know how to do is justify why you're a loser. You make me sad for your family.
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>>3509466 >van gogh paint lot of pickture >me is paint lot of picturr >me is van gogh hahahah
still didnt read, caught some glances of what a 16 year old thinks psychology is though
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>>3509461 >wonder how long i can keep farming these (you)s probably until the thread reaches limit. It's a super convenient thing to have someone waiting with baited breath to bump the thread for you. I'm planning keeping this tab open for days but if you really want to demonstrate how much better you are by getting trapped by clickbait textspam you do you?
>its so funny to see all that text and then a super shitty image next to it that invalidates everything your pic related speaks for itself
>>3509470 EBIN TROLLLLLLL XDXDXDXDXD
>>3509472 >still didnt read still convinced you're incapable
>ught some glances of what a 16 year old thinks psychology is though so you're 17?
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>>3509474 >still sperging out 20 minutes later Anonymous
>>3509476 I mean I'm waiting for the canvas to dry. No harm interacting with someone that is desperate for attention.
I like how you have such a negative self-image that you think that making people interact with you is punishment for them. Are you doing ok anon? I'm here for you friend.
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>>3509481 >trying to become someones friend when its clear you're getting BTFO bye bye loser :) im better than you
im better because i work harder and thats just the truth
stay bad autist, keep typing like youre writing an essay on gettting bullied, you weak little faggot.
dont bother responding but i know you will because you have to because youre my little bitch toy and you love the cock :)
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>>3509489 >trying to become someones friend when its clear you're getting BTFO you can't read and you're talking to someone that enjoys being antagonized.
you don't feel weird self-censoring like this?
>bye bye loser :) hello winner :0
>im better than you yeah but you're also a pathetic liar kid so why would I take your word for it?
>im better because i work harder and thats just the truth pic related speaks for itself.
>stay bad autist, Do better faggot.
>keep typing like youre writing an essay on gettting bullied I always do. Keep desperately telling yourself that being a bully is cool.
>you weak little faggot. post your work
>dont bother responding kek
>but i know you will then why write the "don't bother responding" part. For being a bully you're kind of a desperate coward huh.
>because you have to because youre my little bitch toy spank me harder daddy
>and you love the cock :) fuck yeah brah sux dix all day
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>>3509498 > good boy yeah I know I'm a good boy. And you're a naughty girl that likes to play
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>>3509500 when you cut your finger off and your parents have to throw all of this garbage away because you got interned at a mental hospital it's going to be more work than it's worth. Just throw this stuff away now, and stop making it, you're wasting money and someones going to have to take all this crap to the dump in multiple trips.
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>>3509511 dont bother he's too stupid to listen to anyone and he mistakes idiocy for virtue
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>>3509459 I don't always wake up from a desperate blackout, but when I do, I prefer throwing up Rum.
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>>3509511 >when you cut your finger off and your parents have to throw all of this garbage away because you got interned at a mental hospital it's going to be more work than it's worth. Yeah I can't stress how much that's the bit my main dude.
>Just throw this stuff away now email me at watchpaintdrytv@gmail.com and I'll send you an original and you can choose to throw it away or keep it. You'll be one of two people that have an original.
>and stop making it pfft you would say that. You've got an original, of course you want me to stop making more and devaluing your investment.
>you're wasting money which one you want?
>and someones going to have to take all this crap to the dump in multiple trips. You Can Do Your Part!
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>>3509536 you're obnoxious but not in a cute way, like a 30 year old who lives with his parents way
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>>3509542 >30 year old that lives on their dead parent's money read a book poindexter you look like a dang idiot rite now
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>>3509545 oh well that makes sense then. gross.
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>>3509547 see you at the finish line
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>>3509549 i'll be too far ahead for you to see but ok, you look reaally dumb
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>>3509558 get a fucking haircut
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>>3509561 gotta finish the chest eaters first
>>3505361 and I'm still like 18 away from that
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Can you do one of Sam Hyde?
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>>3509558 good lord i can see how you smell through that picture. you look like you burned through half your brain cells smoking weed
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Don't let them keep you down. Just keep painting.
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>>3509969 that's breddy cool
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>>3509390 Was he talking about himself lol
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>>3509439 too much going on in this. Looks like throw up and nobody cares about ipad art.
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It all just calms down to:
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>>3510134 >Op thinks hes a good artist no I don't think it really matters.
>or that his paintings are interesting interesting enough to trigger you
>Op is extremely delusional am I?
>and pretentious seems like I'm eating a lot of shit from people that are obsessed with "the craft" and desperate to disqualify me from whatever competition they have going on in their head by attacking literally anything I do.
>start series doing graphite transfers onto canvas to focus on painting anons reeee that the only thing that matters is your ability to draw
>stop doing graphite transfers and switch to grid technique to get better at being able to replicate and resize works anons reeee that grid technique is cheating
>stop using grid technique and freehand draw onto canvas anons call me delusional and pretentious.
The reality is that most of the edgy faggots I interact with are desperately projecting their own insecurities at me, and they're seemingly upset that I'm not hindered by the same autism they use to justify to themselves why they don't produce anything.
>Hes too far gone, good. If you, an anonymous shitposter on a 4chan weeb porn art board, demonstrate what it means to be level-headed, rational, and down-to-earth and "not-gone" person, I'm happy to be as far away from that as possible.
and the irony is that you're unambiguously suffering from diagnosable mental illness that will hinder your ability to be not be a useless faggot for your entire life. The cognitive dissonance will get worse and you'll project increasingly more toxic sludge at strangers, but you'll probably never amount to much of anything at all, and you'll always justify that by telling yourself that's what normal, "unpretentious" people do.
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>>3509481 this one became less interesting when I zoomed in. the thumbnail has the right level of detail.
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>>3510180 yeah I agree. Wasn't originally planning on just keeping the canvas blank like that but I kind of liked how it looks from a distance as it was.
You think I should paint the dude?
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>>3510196 I feel like flesh tone would ruin it. Could go for light greys.
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>thinks he doesn't need to have good art and accepts that he isn't good >expects to be famous
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What's the point of trying to make beginner tier copies of media still images and then posting it as if that was the end goal? In every instance here the source image is better than your painting.
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>>3509141 >>3510213 >thinks he doesn't need to have good art you kind of don't. Dude nailed a knot on a wall and contrived some bullshit justification for it and sold that shit for tons of schmekels. Being super technically well-executed doesn't necessarily mean shit in the money laundering world of art.
Not that I "think I don't need to be good." I spend every day improving and experimenting and doing putting in work. I'm ok with something turning out looking shitty, and I'm ok with making and exhibiting mistakes.
>and accepts that he isn't good do you "accept that you're good?" How do you get better?
>expects to be famous I don't really care. I expect to do this until I get bored and hopefully I'll be able to use the work experience from this project as a means to get funding to work on other projects. I just care about being able to continue producing stuff, and attention and money is generally needed to pull that off.
>??? I like how you're so flummoxed by the idea that "not being good" wouldn't prevent someone from doing something. How do you think people get good in the first place? Manifest destiny?
I'd always rather produce a bad piece of art than not produce anything. The fact that this is confusing to you speaks to the effect that this incestuous self-defeating hivemind of likeminded cunts has done to your sense of purpose.
What have you produced today?
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>>3510216 >What's the point of trying to make beginner tier copies of media still images and then posting it as if that was the end goal? What's the point of doing anything?
>In every instance here the source image is better than your painting. photographs generally are. Not sure if you're aware of this but the porpoise of art has changed a bit since the invention of camera technology. Taking a perfectly good image and proportionally recreating it but with a shitty medium made for kids is kind of the point. Time is entropy and one must imagine sisyphus smiling and whatnot.
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you are obviously not getting much improved from doing this so why not do something other than shitty meme portraits, study some fundamentals man
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>>3510317 >you are obviously not getting much improved from doing this I actually have improve quite a bit. You're either demonstrated that you're either disingenuous or you have no actual frame of reference with portrait painting.
>so why not do something other than shitty meme portraits A: I'm painting what I want to do.
B: You learn a lot about the mechanics of the face by painting people making weird faces. It's great practice imo to work on people cringing or frowning or furrowing or whatever.
C: When you paint goofy shit you typically invite less uppity criticism from people that understand art criticism. It's like making a comedy versus making a shakespeare drama.
D: By doing what I want, and by using intentionally "wrong" techniques with a shitty medium on shitty canvas and by "cheating" and being lazy with stuff I don't care about, and layering colors and scratching away I am creating a novel aesthetic that nobody else cares about doing as well as a sense of continuity and development in the series.
>study some fundamentals man that's always such a meaningless thing to say. I'm posting hundreds of al dente paintings in the attempt to solicit actual critique and guidance on how specifically to improve them. Saying "study some fundamentals" on /ic/ is the equivalent of saying "I don't really know much about art production or art criticism or 'the fundamentals' but I want to sound like I do."
Can you highlight a specific painting that you think is violating "the fundamentals" of acrylic portraiture and help walk me through how I could apply "the fundamentals" to improving it next time I work on it?
Like it's absolutely baffling to me how much you kids are just conditioned to think that "critique" is demanding people stop doing what they're doing. That's zero-sum faggot shit for unproductive losers. It's destructive. Means nothing to me and says a lot about who you are. Try thinking constructively. It's much better for your psychology.
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>>3510350 oh and E: I'm doing a god damn "PEASANT PAINTINGS" series. The entire point is that I'm in the part of the process where Van Gogh moved to the country to live with and paint awkward, ugly paintings of field laborers that nobody cared about. He spent like 3 years doing that shit as a kind of passive protest against industrialization. Most of Van Gogh's famous paintings that everyone circlejerks about happened in like the last 2 years of his 10 year painting career.
F: Like I've said before I'm planning on branching out to more challenging and complex subjects and projects and traveling and "studying the fundamentals" after I do
>>3505361 and I'm like 16 away from that.
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>>3510350 Your pieces look flat and the colors are muddy, you also said that you dont do under drawings which is a big part of why they look flat, learn how to shade and learn how to mix colors, just blindly copying photographs wont help much.
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>>3505107 Made me think of my own acrylic painting I made when I was a ripe 17 year old lad. It’s my magnum opus and I haven’t picked up a brush since. You can tell by my shading and anatomy that I am quite the savant
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>>3510392 And it’s sideways because phone posting is best posting
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>>3510300 >Not sure if you're aware of this but the porpoise of art has changed a bit since the invention of camera technology. No it hasn't.
You sound like someone who neither understand photography or the movie industry nor the effects that can be achieved through hand crafted imagery and why it is still applied with success in today's world.
An average caricature artists could say more about your subjects in 5 min or less with a simple pen and that drawing would have more value because of that. Your shit just looks like a result from some beginner kid with a poor or no teacher for guidance who is trying hard to get good.
But hey, if you really don't think there's a point of anything then I guess this beats hammering nails into your balls.
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>>3510392 So OP is this guy gonna get famous too or does he have to cut his finger off first?
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>>3510374 >Your pieces look flat again, hundreds of pieces. Critique that is actually useful would be to highlight a specific one to use as an example? I'm well aware that a ton of them are flat because most of them are a few layers away from being done. And generally the last layers people do are whites and shadows.
>and the colors are muddy definitely.
> you also said that you dont do under drawings which is a big part of why they look flat wtf? I said I HAVEN'T done an underdrawing on like 3 paintings as an experiment. I do a ton of underdrawing and a lot of the series has been a process of exploring how to put an digital image onto canvas.
>>3510289 was hand drawn on canvas yesterday.
>which is a big part of why they look flat Eh they look flat because a lot of them don't have highlights and shadows and contrast.
> learn how to shade and learn how to mix colors I know to shade. If you have any suggestions for mixing acrylic I'm all ears. Currently spearminting with mixing in varnish and/or retarder and/or matte gel to get different textures and junk. And I stopped misusing water and black and started misusing white because of a tool song.
>just blindly copying photographs wont help much. I've actively post unfinished shit soliciting advice on /ic/ since the start. This is a series of paintings that were entirely made from and about 4chan. If you take issue with the subject matter, it's all solicited from /tv/. If you take issue with my grasp of "the fundamentals," it's as much an indictment of the cancerous assholes on /ic/ as it is me. I've been soliciting critique and criticism like every month here since the beginning and and have exclusively been told to kill myself or quit every time with zero practical suggestions for things to try.
I've gotten better useable advice from /pol/sters than from you stupid assholes. They're supposed to look ugly and wrong because they're a reflection of (you).
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>>3510392 Top quality meme my dude. I'd give it a 9/11.
>It’s my magnum opus and I haven’t picked up a brush since. you're burning money not capitalizing on your gift anon
>You can tell by my shading and anatomy that I am quite the savant I was going to say the highlights but potato tomato gnome sang
>>3510433 >So OP is this guy gonna get famous I hope so
>or does he have to cut his finger off first? Definitely wouldn't hurt his chances.
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>>3510404 >No it hasn't. jesus christ what a belligerent asshole. are you fucking retarded?
>You sound like someone who neither understand photography or the movie industry nor the effects that can be achieved through hand crafted imagery and why it is still applied with success in today's world. you sound like someone that is desperate to stress how much you like to think you "understand photography or the movie industry nor the effects that can be achieved through hand crafted imagery and why it is still applied with success in today's world" without being able to demonstrate that you actually do. what an useless, faggy thing to mumble at someone.
Not to mention we're talking about basic art history and industrialization and shit. What was valued in art, particularly portraiture, changed dramatically with the arrival of machines that could do that cheaper, easier, and more accurately than any craftsman.
Saying that the fields of painting, filmmaking, and print photography have similar applications doesn't negate the fact that like 150 years ago 1 of those 3 industries didn't exist and the other was in it's infancy. All of modern and contemporary art history is reflected by a shift in demand away from valuing an art's ability to realistically capture life (because cameras do that now) to art's ability to convey feelings and ideas etc.
>An average caricature artists could say more about your subjects in 5 min or less with a simple pen and that drawing would have more value because of that. Yeah I spent a semester in like middle school learning caricature. Literally anyone can do it. It's like a rubix cube or magic or whatever, it's very formulaic. But yeah you're right. When your subjects have giant heads, are sitting on their favorite car/animal/boat while wearing a shirt with their favorite team and waving a flag and holding their favorite drink you can really convey a lot about them huh.
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>>3510404 >with a poor or no teacher again, the ONLY source for education I've sought help from since this started are anons on 4chan. I'd never made an acrylic painting before
>>3506096 and literally the only resource I've used is you.
The paintings aren't really about the subjects, they're about you. It's the peasant painting series.
>But hey, if you really don't think there's a point of anything cosmically there isn't. time is entropy.
>then I guess this beats hammering nails into your balls. absurdism isn't nihilism and doesn't necessarily require masochism, but it helps.
Do something creative today and post it faget
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>>3510477 >>3510492 You got mental issues snowflake. You should seek professional counseling.
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>50 posters >260 replies
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>>3510512 >You got mental issues snowflake yeah let's hope so. Really helps the marketing when normies think they're buying mental illness art. You seem simple and standard and unremarkable tbphwyf.
>You should seek professional counseling. you should microdose lsd and paint memes
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>>3510518 im working nigga
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>>3510536 i mean get out of this board.
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>>3510535 >microdose lsd and paint memes That explains your horrible paintings
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>>3510548 >muh safespace you been working on any sick animu drawings of tits? I'm thinking about painting Melania Trump's frankenstein titties in the middle of
>>3510350 you think that'd be a good meme?
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>>3510556 no i mean youre making a shit board even shitter with your beg paintings.
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>>3505107 Great work ethic op, i subbed to you a coulple of months ago on your yt. Love the series. Makes me think i should start getting my autism on and start painting all day, but i am currently working on setting up a proper studio to work in
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>>3510559 So that's a negative on painting melania trump's frankenstein tiddies in the middle of the picture that says, "I really don't care. Do you?"
>no i mean youre making a shit board even shitter with your beg paintings. What would you say you do here?
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>>3510568 >i subbed to you a coulple of months ago on your yt. Love the series. thanks bub I appreciate that. Going to start posting actual content there soon I swear.
>Makes me think i should start getting my autism on and start painting all day, Do it. I gave up steady employment for this shit. If you're already a NEET or student or underemployed or whatever, why the fuck not deep dive into some kind of creative production that you can build on?
It's always more impressive to people than having nothing going on. Builds self-esteem and confidence and shit. Gives you a sense of control of your life, creative outlet, etc etc. Stop not doing it.
>but i am currently working on setting up a proper studio to work in I started on the kitchen table at first after spending months bojangling about that same kind of shit. I'd say just start small and find a flow to it and then develop a studio around your impulses? Kind of what I've done now after taking over the living room.
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>>3510577 >What would you say you do here? not spamming this shit with /beg/ tier drawings like you
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>>3510614 so what you do is just not what I do? That's your purpose?
You are someone that defines themselves by the things they don't do. You ever wonder if you may have a personality disorder?
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Most importantly, theres no appeal in what you do, nobody is going to pay money for this.
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Do you really think creating a shitton of pictures will make you a succesful artist? It's about quality, not quantity. How about going back to fundies now and then? There's so little improvement in those portraits, because you seem to rush it out and decide to give yourself a pat on the back afterwards instead of trying to be real and critical about your art.
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>>3510652 a lot of people kind of already do want to pay money for them without any context at all. Right this minute I am procrastinating about doing art direction for a bar in maryland. Think it's like a spicy chicken type of place and was thinking about face rainbow
>>3508970 , but 3 of those are literally my favorite and I need to make prints. Need funny pictures of Gandhi also probably.
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>>3510673 >Do you really think creating a shitton of pictures will make you a succesful artist? It'll certainly make you better and more interesting to people and makes girls like you more and gives you a marketable product and the illusion of intrinsic direction and tricks people into thinking about you in terms of what you can offer them, as opposed to what you're costing them. Having anything is better than nothing.
> It's about quality, not quantity. Except the entire bit is that it's a race that's being subverted by an lazy self-loathing asshole that wants to cut their hair real bad.
>How about going back to fundies now and then? How about giving some fucking direction and suggestion and stuff. You ALL do the same useless retarded kid shit about "the fundamentals" and then spam like a youtube video about how to draw eyes. Suggest a subject, suggest a color strategy, suggest a transfer method, suggest whatever you want.
You can help build like the anons on every other fucking board or you can continue justifying why you're choosing to self-destruct by projecting feelings at me.
>because you seem to rush it out and decide to give yourself a pat on the back why wouldn't you? I'm generally always able to feel satisfied from the process itself.
>afterwards there is no "afterwards." They're all still technically in production.
>instead of trying to be real and critical about your art. I'm hyper critical of it. I'm also a fucking huge masochist. I like pausing production on them undone or overcooked and leaving frustrating goofs that make me uncomfortable. Think it's part of the process for me. Part of the How To Paint Trump episode is that I'm desperately avoiding finishing one painting by starting 5 others and then I avoid finishing them by starting more and more and more. They're all props that'll be finished on camera later.
Also I'm a big fan of wabi sabi.
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Shit artist defending his shit art taken too far,
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>>3510723 wow haven't heard anyone mention wabi-sabi in ages, and even then i think it was in a book from the 80s.
seems like people have embraced the basic concept so fully that no-one mentions it anymore..or it was just a trendy buzzword and no-one cared what i meant and just liked how thye sounded saying it, either way.
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>>3510743 what it mean, and they*
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you should do one of my friend kramer
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>>3510439 working on a concept where it's mounted on a mirror thing or something so you can rotate it like a pinwheel or whatever
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>>3510741 >Shit artist defending his shit art taken too far yeah the arguing with edgy assholes is a fundamental part of it. The first one was made to fuck with a specific anon that I kept arguing with about Batman v Superman. It's all mostly driven by spite tbphwf.
>Go to a doctor according to
instantdegrees.com I am a doctor. get rekt doobus
>and get a job retard pfft I'm chief executive officer, creative director, writer, on camera talent and custodian for watch paint dry LLC .
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>>3510794 It's on the list for the Snigger series. Also gotta do Pewdiepie
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>>3510876 >online degree >"self employed" I bet you still live with your parents
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>>3510876 This post feels like its trolling
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>>3510900 >online degree are you autistic brah? Like everything else, my doctorate from
INSTANTDEGREES.COM is a bit. I just wanted to be able to yell "I DIDN'T SEND $200 TO
INSTANTDEGREES.COM FOR YOU TO CALL ME MR. SHITSHISPANTS."
>"self employed" invest in yourself brah
>I bet you still live with your parents egg on your face dumdum. Living off dividends from my dead dad's life and plane insurance payout that was reinvested in bunch of different funds and iras and crypto currencies and whatever. My money makes money nigga. Investing a bunch in Bitcoin in 2014 and forgetting about it for a few years is where the budget for this shit came from.
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>>3510917 listen brah you don't belong here ok, /ic/ is for pretending you do art, not doing it. and being chill? come on brah, you need to be a nasty bitter cunt to accepted in these grand halls.
you're a tower mate and this place is for pits.
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>>3510907 if everything is a troll, is anything?
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this is truly terrible and you have wasted your time.
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There's a lot to take in, but after viewing both your old shitposts as well as your newer ones, my analysis is:
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>>3511449 time is entropy. It's all waste
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>>3511624 >and I'm glad your dog is dead. couple things. For one thing, why do you think people care about your faggot feelings? I don't really think you're "glad" about much of anything tbphwyf. Seem like a tryhard cuck that's bitter about how useless and stupid you are to me. You don't really mean much to anyone, and yet you feel the need to share your feelings with strangers? Why bother?
For another thing why would you be glad the dog is dead if the paintings are shit? I've made like 100 paintings since he died. It's redoubled my efforts. I'm kind of glad the dog is dead too. He kept having fucking seizures it was ruff.
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>>3511664 that guy's an asshole
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>>3510289 >>3510870 I think what you uncreative kids fail to understand is that nobody cares about you. People are going to be manipulating you and utilizing you as a means to their ends for your entire life, and you'll always just be a buttblasted little faggot about it and transfer your feels at strangers because you're weak willed cowards whose only real purpose in their life is to be spited. I'm happy with the work I did yesterday and I'm excited about the work I'm doing today. Are you?
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>>3505107 anyone know anything about giclee printers?
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>>3505107 don't cut off a finger, dumb dumb, just paint more and more
I'm loving your stuff a lot more than Van Gogh's already and I can't wait to see how far you get in 10 years, you beautiful bastard
proud of sharing a board with a mad lad like you, let's make wild shit
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>>3505107 lol at the shameless, half empty, 1/5th of rum
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If you haven't yet senpai, watch Twin Peaks. Lynch has you covered in references.
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>>3512168 yeah I've been planning on watching it at some point Big fan of Lynch's movies but I never got into the show.
I know I saved the coffee meme face from some point though. Was thinking of doing a 10x20 of him holding a cup making a face
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for the record I don't mean anything personal by all the belligerent arguing. Maron sums it up pretty succinctly.
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>>3513069 it's all good senpai, I just hope you'll reconsider the self-mutilation thing because we lost too many dedicated artists to mental illness and you're making amazing shit in its own merit already
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>>3513077 Dont lie to him please
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>>3513077 thanks bud
>>3513229 poopsman
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>>3512879 >>3513280 oh christ you use grids for all these?
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>>3514811 yep.
Other than like the first 15, most of the first 150 were graphite transfers too. I take a printmaking approach to the production process where I work on multiple canvasses at a time and a big part of that has been that I'm Bunch of reasons why I justify "cheating" and I've said most of them in this thread. Van Gogh cheated and he's who I'm racing, it's a series about about technology and human progress, etc. But the primary reason I don't just draw is to spite (you).
Part of the entire process of this series is that A: I'm actively trying to experiment with subversion, B: It's a narrative experiment about entropy and evolution and learning that starts closer to exact reproduction and moves away from dependence on technology as it progresses, C: the point is that anyone can make art and the rules don't matter. Don't let your memes be dreams.
Nobody really has given a good reason NOT to use grids on big ass paintings. I spend a good amount of time in photoshop setting up the exact framing of the image I want, why the fuck would I just eyeball it?
>>3509141 >>3506096 >>3506092 >>3505238 >>3507781 >>3508334 are hand drawn without gridlines
>>3505133 was hand painted with no lines
>>3505160 was a graphite transfer in 2016 and a grid technique 2 years later and will be continuously worked on with different techniques through time
if that bothers you good. kys faggot
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>>3514849 It just makes the whole exercise even more pointless - if that was even possible. You didn't even use all this as an opportunity to train your observational drawing skills. You're just kinda good at half arsed copies that are visually assaulting.Tthis is WORSE than just throwing a photoshop oil paint filter over them and printing them out, because of all the time you invested, that could've been better spent doing LITERALLY anything else.
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>>3514854 >It just makes the whole exercise even more pointless one must imagine sisyphus smiling.
>if that was even possible. and post your work.
also you must just get triggered by niggas like warhol and lichtenstein. Like, does printmaking not exist in your mind?
>You didn't even use all this as an opportunity to train your observational drawing skills BECAUSE I SPENT MY ENTIRE FUCKING CHILDHOOD TRAINING MY GODDAMN DRAWING SKILLS. This isn't an experiment in fucking hand drawing it's an experiment in acrylic paint portraiture.
Like, seriously do you paint a lot? How long do you spend working on your underlines? idk any painters irl that don't use grids, graphite, projection, or whatever else if that's the aesthetic they're working on.
>you're just kinda good at half arsed copies that are visually assaulting. are you familiar with van gogh's peasant paintings? And "visually assaulting" when it comes to pictures of people cringing and recoiling and sighing and stuff doesn't necessarily feel like a bad criticism to me.
a lot of them are kind of painted to be marketed to bars to hang over urinals so people stare at weird funny judgmental faces while they piss. Urinal portraits are the future.
>Tthis is WORSE than just throwing a photoshop oil paint filter over them and printing them out no it isn't. You're a cancerous faggot and nobody needs to worry about your creative impulses.
>because of all the time you invested, that could've been better spent doing LITERALLY anything else. what do you have to show for 2018? How many times have you done LITERALLY nothing at all because you were so fucking caught up worrying about whether you're going to "waste" your time?
post your work. post all the work you didn't do because it would have been a "waste." How much demand is there for all your observational drawings?
You talk about waste to me and then criticize people for actually focusing on making novel, marketable products.
