>>99586762>it's not like he wanted blood for alien DNA testingThe gang thought this was actual first contact with an extraterrestial intelligence. Jeff being the anal analyst he is would totally be into some DNA harvesting.
This kid though... I wonder if they're making a statement about bible thumpers and the sanctity of marriage.
This kid's dad wants you to think he's all pious and good, but he steals Chad's money the first chance he gets.
And then it shows them watering their plants in the middle of a rain storm, some totally unnecessary shit that serves no purpose to anyone.
And then in an episode about overcoming obstacles and persevering to attain your goal, it shows him marrying a gender-conforming heterosexual couple, who are actually just hollow stand-ins for real love and intimacy.
Then he gets dragged off by a dog.
It's a bit of a stretch, but we all know Clarence is all about The Gay Agenda(tm).