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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 05:40:17 2017 No.96920241 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>96920851 >>96920875 >>96920915 >>96920940 >>96921218 >>96923213 >>96923388 >>96923459 >>96923599 >>96923940 >>96924425 >>96925000

You ask Wendy Testaburger to the prom and then see this. What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 05:44:44 No.96920326 Report

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wonder why I'm asking a girl to the prom, cause I don't like girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 05:46:48 No.96920368 Report

Quoted By: >>96922645

Wonder why i'm asking an elementary school kid out to a prom when i'm 22.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 05:47:41 No.96920390 Report

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barf on her

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:10:51 No.96920851 Report

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>>96920241
>What do you do?
I take Wendy to the prom.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:12:37 No.96920875 Report

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>>96920241
I sing an inspiring song and then I take Wendy to the prom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:14:48 No.96920915 Report

Quoted By: >>96920967 >>96921112 >>96921366 >>96922845

>>96920241
>>96920851
>>96920875
>Token: Rich so he'll take you on expensive dates, and pretty levelheaded compared to the other boys in the town
>Gregory: Witty, has high ambitions, and great singing voice
What does Stan have that can appeal to girls?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:16:11 No.96920940 Report

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>>96920241
I shoot some hoops, and then I take Wendy to the prom and sing a duet with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:17:46 No.96920967 Report

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>>96920915
he has one of the biggest heights in school

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:19:16 No.96920993 Report

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Wait, am I Stan looking into a mirror or is Stan looking through a window at me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:21:41 No.96921026 Report

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Realise you're Clyde and about to get your ass kicked, and run?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:21:46 No.96921028 Report

Quoted By: >>96921112 >>96923641

Vomit. It probably takes a bit of coaxing these days but she can still get him there. That and he's crazy loyal for a popular kid that age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:22:50 No.96921051 Report

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Transfer to another school with my 4.0 grade point average

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:25:32 No.96921086 Report

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>>96921026
Butters thinks Clyde could deal with Stan. He put $100 on it. And Stan left him alone after that, so yeah, money well spent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:26:15 No.96921112 Report

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>>96921028
Meant to quote: >>96920915

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:28:41 No.96921144 Report

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>>96921086
>trusting Butters "lets Cartman put shit on his mouth" Stotch as to which kid in SP is stronger than the other

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:30:41 No.96921177 Report

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>>96921144
I trust results.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:33:09 No.96921218 Report

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>>96920241
I get rejected by Wendy and call her a slut, but then I make fun of Stan for getting jealous. Mission accomplished.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:43:17 No.96921366 Report

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>>96920915
>Red
>Wendy
>Nichole

Why is Token such an alpha?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:46:39 No.96921424 Report

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>>96921366
Rich, nice, confident, rich, good looking and stands out in a crowd, rich.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 06:51:47 No.96921507 Report

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Token was great in Christian Rock Hard

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 07:39:51 No.96922242 Report

Quoted By: >>96922263 >>96922430

from tigrin and probably old but eh

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 07:40:53 No.96922263 Report

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>>96922242

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 07:41:56 No.96922277 Report

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>>96922263

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 07:42:58 No.96922296 Report

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>>96922277

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 07:44:01 No.96922313 Report

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>>96922296

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 07:52:12 No.96922430 Report

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>>96922242
Old but still good

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:08:07 No.96922645 Report

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>>96920368
can you ask me to prom then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:10:12 No.96922669 Report

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>>96922645
Are you a grill?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:12:07 No.96922691 Report

Quoted By: >>96922711 >>96922811

>>96922669
I am. q~q Need a qt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:13:47 No.96922711 Report

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>>96922691
ew

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:15:08 No.96922736 Report

Quoted By: >>96923144

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:19:50 No.96922793 Report

Quoted By: >>96922818

>>96922711
Did you want a trap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:21:01 No.96922811 Report

Quoted By: >>96922852

>>96922691
tits or gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:21:22 No.96922818 Report

Quoted By: >>96922852

>>96922793
no just a cute boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:22:46 No.96922838 Report

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I change my mind and ask him out instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:23:15 No.96922845 Report

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>>96920915
Stan is a logical thinker who tries to keep his neurotic thoughts from effecting his life unlike kyle or cartman. Hes also got an A type personality and is able to get what he wants no matter the odds. Layer that on top of his compassion and charisma and its no surpuse why hes the main boy on southpark.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:23:46 No.96922852 Report

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>>96922811
This is a clean christan board anon.
>>96922818
I can be whatever gender you want bby

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:25:01 No.96922868 Report

Quoted By: >>96922981

>>96922852
liar!

traps/trannies/girls have the estrogen that gives them mental issues, I need one thats free and clear

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:34:14 No.96922981 Report

Quoted By: >>96923002

>>96922868
Only periods give females mental issues. boipussy doesn't bleed like the vile female.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:35:38 No.96923002 Report

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>>96922981
nah sonny, its the estrogen
makes them all unstable and emotional, sure it works on cuties like tweek but thats only when its natural

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:46:17 No.96923144 Report

Quoted By: >>96923214 >>96923360 >>96923492 >>96925067

>>96922736
Why is Seaman part of the super best friends again? He's not a worshiped individual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:52:03 No.96923213 Report

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>>96920241
Sorry, Stan.
I'm not a faggot, so stop staring at me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:52:06 No.96923214 Report

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>>96923144
Nepotism - his father was a Poseidon, after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:09:03 No.96923360 Report

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>>96923144
Because everybody loves Semen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:12:09 No.96923388 Report

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>>96920241
>what do?

Take Wendy to the prom and give her the best time of her life so far. Nothing more, though, because I find Butter's mum way hotter than Wendy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:22:02 No.96923459 Report

Quoted By: >>96923470 >>96926635

>>96920241
>wink at stan
>tell wendy we should skip prom and head somewhere more sophisticated
>take her to bennigans
>listen to her stupid motherfucking problems and nod my head
>slip some moxy into her drink
>suddenly she begins to sweat slightly
>her eyes begin to blink rapidly and her breathing rate increases
>her conversation has trailed off and become basically incoherent
>her face becomes flushed
>no longer able to control herself, she lunges forward and begins to kiss you manically
>you quickly drag her out of the restaurant and out to the car
>she cant control herself, she NEEDS to fuck
>you give it to her as best you can, despite the pain and some blood wendy just keeps going and going orgasm after orgasm moaning at the top of her lungs
>out of the corner of your eye you see stan at the car window, a single tear falling from his eye, but you pay him no mind as your concentration is needed elsewhere
whew. i say thats what stan gets for tossing snowballs at my car

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:23:29 No.96923470 Report

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>>96923459

>whew. i say thats what stan gets for tossing snowballs at my car

Fucking lost it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:23:56 No.96923473 Report

Quoted By: >>96923580

is phone destroyer offline or is it just me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:26:16 No.96923492 Report

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>>96923144
You need a Water guy man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:27:43 No.96923504 Report

Quoted By: >>96923528

I'd let her peg me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:30:29 No.96923528 Report

Quoted By: >>96923563

>>96923504
^ This guy gets it, literally

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:35:15 No.96923563 Report

Quoted By: >>96923605

>>96923528
I just want to live the dream, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:37:55 No.96923580 Report

Quoted By: >>96923594 >>96923595

>>96923473
Offline.

New event coming up for Mystics for Black Friday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:39:39 No.96923594 Report

Quoted By: >>96923623

>>96923580
Any news of discounts to cash or card packs in black friday? I need materials and need them bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:39:57 No.96923595 Report

Quoted By: >>96923623

>>96923580
I just got back online tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:41:01 No.96923599 Report

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>>96920241
Give him a look back. Not a smug look, or a guilty one. Just a look. Before walking away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:41:53 No.96923605 Report

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>>96923563
You can live the dream, anon'. I believe in you.

I mean I'm not a big fan of pegging, myself, but I hope you'll find your own pegging-loving girlfriend someday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:43:26 No.96923623 Report

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>>96923595
Their servers are generally shit, but even their Forums are offline at the moment.

>>96923594
No news on discounts, but they will be doing an event where they give out Imp Tweek and Pastor Craig, as well as an outfit with card packs.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:46:31 No.96923641 Report

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>>96921028
This. Wendy discovers that Stan is the only boy that can satisfy her barf fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:50:06 No.96923662 Report

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YES!
just beat amazingly randy

im the fucking rat king now

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:50:10 No.96923663 Report

Quoted By: >>96923694 >>96923698 >>96925225

She picks Butters since he's top percentile

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:56:36 No.96923694 Report

Quoted By: >>96923711

>>96923663
Butters is a big boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 09:57:07 No.96923698 Report

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>>96923663
>Token isn't even the biggest.
>Cartman is the smallest out of all of them.
That Justin kid is hung for his age

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 10:00:02 No.96923711 Report

Quoted By: >>96923742

>>96923694
Of course he's a big boy. He's in love with a black girl, he has to be up to the challenge.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 10:04:54 No.96923742 Report

Quoted By: >>96923801

>>96923711
I think he's up for it. He may want to brush up on his riddle game, just in case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 10:12:48 No.96923801 Report

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>>96923742
>File's name

[MaleOrcLaugh.avi]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 10:33:24 No.96923940 Report

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>>96920241
I'm 28, so I take a seat right over there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 10:54:36 No.96924098 Report

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>>96920875
In the thumbnail i saw his shoulder as some pointy tit and it was hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 11:22:56 No.96924312 Report

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Make babies while Stan is watching

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 11:31:02 No.96924363 Report

Quoted By: >>96924406

So, where did Butters pick up his Southern accent? Neither of his parents have it. And he doesn't hang out with anyone who talks like him.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 11:36:31 No.96924406 Report

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>>96924363
TV

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 11:39:26 No.96924425 Report

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>>96920241
Make this face at him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 11:45:25 No.96924469 Report

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Invite Stan along. Make it a three way at the prom where I make both of them dance with me and we have a sex in the stalls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 11:51:13 No.96924503 Report

Quoted By: >>96924529

>Kenny scared Cartman in the Mysterion episodes
>Kyle scared Cartman in Doubling Down
Why hasn't Stan intimidated Cartman yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 11:55:47 No.96924529 Report

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>>96924503
Did not almost shooting him with an elephant gun count?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 12:57:47 No.96925000 Report

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>>96920241
Question what the fuck is wrong with Stan if he is still that young.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 13:03:39 No.96925067 Report

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>>96923144
Plenty of people worship Seaman.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 13:18:55 No.96925225 Report

Quoted By: >>96926069

>>96923663
>no Scott

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 14:35:30 No.96926069 Report

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>>96925225
No doubt because it was too big to fit on that poster

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Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 15:17:56 No.96926635 Report

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>>96923459
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