>>96088209Lance found love long before now, because Klance has existed since long before now. There is no search for love; that search ended before the journey began. Klance is the alpha and omega of Voltron, the beginning and the end and all in-between. Unbested in battle, merciless in wrath, all-encompassing in scope and scale, venerable Klance makes beggars of all other false ships, and spits on the heresies of the doubters, deniers, and lickspittle infidels that infest /co/, for only such offal would look upon the blessed perfection of Klance and willingly choose oblivion. The verdant fields of Klance will be watered with the tears of those hapless fools, and the soil fertilized with their decaying carcasses, for the wages of sin is death. Take heed, brethren, for the time of the reaping of the great Work cometh for all whose sacrilege reeks of idolatry and sinful rejection of beauteous Klance; take heed, brethren, that the relentless tread of Klance not shatter your skulls unto dust in the ashes of the altars you raise to vile ships in rejection of almighty Klance.
Prophecy exists as foreknowledge and as warning; be mindful of both edges before one or the other falls upon your pagan necks, vermin.
