>>95697397If you believe Klance requires blackmail to happen, then you're as big a fool as has ever been destined for a fool's grave. Klance will happen because it already has happened, as was prophesied long ago. It pains me to see how many of you languish in delusion that any decision made now will have any difference in the impact of almighty Klance's revelation; that decision was made before the first scripts were writ, for such tidings are the bounty of the great Work, a labor of love decades in the making. When Klance crushes your doubter's throat beneath its relentless tread, be assured that the faithful shall laugh in true mirth at the cowlike expression of surprise on your foolish face before you simply cease to be, along with all the other pathetic dross that skulk about wishing in vain for Klance to pass them by. Breaking you will be a delight so sublime, it defies appropriate expression in words, much less in words not wasted on likes of vermin like you.
So now that you are aware that bounteous Klance is the Truth and thus inescapable, you should have that bad taste in your mouth already. This herald suggests you wash that taste out of your mouth with bleach and perish now, if only to avoid having that taste stripped from your taste buds by the vocalization of your own screams of torment when the great Day of Klance Ascendant arrives. Rest assured you will not go unto oblivion alone, for all your feckless brethren will follow along posthaste like the sinners they are.