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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 00:55:39 2017 No.93758627 View Reply Original Report

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ITT: Misconceptions You Got From Cartoons
>I seriously thought jellyfish actually produced their own jelly
>I thought Wolverine was called X-Man
So, how about you guys?
>pic unrelated

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 00:58:15 No.93758673 Report

Quoted By: >>93758712 >>93763688 >>93773516

>You have to wolf whistle at any attractive lady you see

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 00:59:32 No.93758695 Report

Quoted By: >>93760474 >>93763137 >>93763304 >>93763356 >>93763720 >>93771042 >>93786371

I thought that Shakey's Pizza, Clyde Frog, and the whole Scientology thing with Xenu were made up for South Park.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 01:00:19 No.93758712 Report

Quoted By: >>93758773

>>93758673
Did you do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 01:00:24 No.93758715 Report

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i thought wolverine only had claws no healing power...when i was young that is....thats the reason i liked cyclops better

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 01:03:24 No.93758773 Report

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>>93758712
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 01:03:36 No.93758778 Report

Quoted By: >>93759834 >>93759936 >>93760223 >>93763597 >>93767517

I used to think only white people could get superpowers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 01:56:20 No.93759834 Report

Quoted By: >>93761657

>>93758778
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 01:58:26 No.93759878 Report

Quoted By: >>93759941 >>93760046

I thought raw carrots were delicious thanks to Bugs Bunny.

Until I ate one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:00:40 No.93759920 Report

Quoted By: >>93760025 >>93760573 >>93763730 >>93788203 >>93795844

>i thought edward from thomas the train was a girl
>i thought that you can only marry people of the same race as you
>i thought batman could fly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:02:03 No.93759934 Report

Quoted By: >>93763498

I thought that if women didn't take birth control that they would just have babies and that men were not needed for reproduction.

I GOT THIS SHIT FROM A KING OF THE HILL EPISODE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:02:03 No.93759936 Report

Quoted By: >>93761657 >>93765697

>>93758778

Black kids get electrical powers all the time. Mexican kids make deals with demons. And Asians get experimented on to be cheap knockoff superheros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:02:10 No.93759941 Report

Quoted By: >>93764198 >>93772195

>>93759878
I used to think that if I ate enough of them they'd cure my nearsightedness. Fucking WWII propaganda. You're a bitch for not liking raw carrots though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:03:36 No.93759960 Report

Quoted By: >>93761603 >>93780468

>>93758627
>I seriously thought jellyfish actually produced their own jelly
at least you're not the kind of person who thought that jellyfish stings were electrical

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:07:19 No.93760025 Report

Quoted By: >>93763962 >>93788203

>>93759920
>I thought that you can only marry people that are the same race as you
I thought this too until I saw an episode of House Hunters where a black guy was married to a white woman. I was so confused that I asked my parents why he isn't dating a black woman. they explained that people of any race can fall in love and I was just so surprised at the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:08:41 No.93760046 Report

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>>93759878
Raw carrots are delicious, I was not disappointed

thank you Bugs Bunny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:18:02 No.93760223 Report

Quoted By: >>93761657

>>93758778
they have, but it not named superpower

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:20:30 No.93760261 Report

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>>93758627
I thought the moon was cheese when I was little because of Wallace and Gromit.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:20:32 No.93760263 Report

Quoted By: >>93760562 >>93765713 >>93792382

I used to think eye crust was dried up insects that chose to die on your eyelids while you slept. I blame my mom for calling them sleepy bugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:21:26 No.93760278 Report

Quoted By: >>93763649 >>93777667 >>93784509

Technically only partially /co/ related: but when I was a kid I used to assume colors didn't even exist in the world before the 1940's, probably because of Wizard of Oz.

What really threw me off though was how even old timey cartoons weren't colorized... My logic being that if they were simply drawn in color, then surely they'd have shown up on film that way too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:36:40 No.93760474 Report

Quoted By: >>93763720 >>93765635 >>93765982 >>93766766

>>93758695
Clyde Frog teaches you not to take your mom's happy pills, no matter how much they look like candy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--HSUhku6tM

Clyde teaches you not to mess around with daddy's shootin' irons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABN9nSTGMYk

The misconception I learned from watching Clyde Frog is that puppets can survive all kinds of stuff.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:42:13 No.93760562 Report

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>>93760263

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:42:59 No.93760573 Report

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>>93759920
>>i thought edward from thomas the train was a girl
How do you beef it this hard anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:45:21 No.93760617 Report

Quoted By: >>93761574 >>93782228

I used to think the laugh track in The Flintstones, Scooby Doo, and other Hanna-Barbera cartoons was an actual studio audience, and I was trying to figure out how that worked.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:45:23 No.93760618 Report

Quoted By: >>93763620 >>93767631 >>93786212

Because of cartoons I used to think that martial arts work in street fights/real life situations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 02:45:28 No.93760619 Report

Quoted By: >>93761603

>>93758627
I thought jellyfish were electrical instead of just being venomous as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 03:33:27 No.93761574 Report

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>>93760617
Holy fucking shit, same. And I didn't even remember I thought this until you said that. What the fuck, we were some dumbass kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 03:34:38 No.93761603 Report

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>>93759960
>>93760619

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 03:37:50 No.93761657 Report

Quoted By: >>93766262

>>93759834
>>93759936
>>93760223
I grew up in a small village so only had access to the popular superheroes and they were all white

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:52:41 No.93763024 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 04:58:53 No.93763137 Report

Quoted By: >>93766124

>>93758695
I thought the same about NAMBLA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:04:45 No.93763258 Report

Quoted By: >>93763433

>>93758627
I thought a rare few people were born with gigantic amounts of knowledge and everyone else had to learn at school.

Dexter's lab and the Simpsons really warped my perception of learning. Like going to school was only there to jog your inherent knowledge while the kids who struggled must have been the ones born stupid like DeeDee or Bart.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:05:50 No.93763279 Report

Quoted By: >>93763689

I assumed that jellyfish did electric shit until I came across this thread

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:07:26 No.93763304 Report

Quoted By: >>93771042

>>93758695
>They literally say in big, white font that everything about Xenu is what Scientology actually believes
>I still thought it was just a joke.
I was a kid at the time, it sounded really, really made up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:10:12 No.93763356 Report

Quoted By: >>93763720

>>93758695
>Clyde Frog is a real thing
WHAT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:14:26 No.93763433 Report

Quoted By: >>93763576

>>93763258
This isn't entirely false, IQ is heritable and there's only so far you can push it one way or the other. Behavioral traits are far more malleable but tied to IQ.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:14:52 No.93763438 Report

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>>93758627
I seriously thought these rice balls were donuts. I thought the white part was dough and the black wrapper was some kind of jelly filling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:18:11 No.93763498 Report

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>>93759934
That episode straight up explained that that was a ridiculous ruse if you'd have just paid attention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:20:42 No.93763544 Report

Quoted By: >>93763794

>>93763438
I never even questioned the donuts. Because I was a stupid fucking child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:22:19 No.93763576 Report

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>>93763433
Yeah smart parents have smart kids. But if you don't go to school you wont know shit. There's tons of jackoffs online who run around bragging about how theyre the smartest people in the universe only to immediately get pissy when questioned.

I was sorta one of those people, easily coasting my way through public school thinking I had the god gene only to look at any advanced college mathematics and realize I wasn't as smart as I thought I was. "I'm really smart and the only reason I don't get good grades is because I don't care enough to apply myself" is one of the biggest plagues this generation has. It leads to avoiding obstacles and challenges which then makes you lazy and unfulfilled.

I really wish I took higher difficulty classes in highschool when I was still more malleable

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:22:48 No.93763585 Report

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>>93763438
Same. Also, for some reason, I thought they were really sweet for some reason after learning they weren't doughnuts. Only later did I find out they usually have meat and shit in them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:23:21 No.93763597 Report

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>>93758778
Being able to swim is not a superpower.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:24:41 No.93763620 Report

Quoted By: >>93763735

>>93760618
Do you now think martial arts is just, like, gay dancing?
I think you may still have some misconceptions.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:26:08 No.93763649 Report

Quoted By: >>93763986 >>93764408 >>93769130

>>93760278
Oh, this reminds me of one of mine:

For some reason I thought all Disney films were made sometime during my lifetime. It blew my mind when I tried to point out the presence of Snow White in the movie A Christmas Story as an anachronism and my mom explained that Snow White came out in the 30s. I think part of what confused me may have been that it's not in black and white, but at the time I couldn't place that reasoning.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:27:14 No.93763664 Report

Quoted By: >>93763814 >>93763826 >>93764201 >>93764262 >>93764313 >>93784569 >>93785123

>>93763438
Would be pretty interesting if someone tried to make an actual doughnut recipe with that riceball look though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:27:22 No.93763667 Report

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I used to think Joy Buzzers could legitimately electrocute people, like full on bolts of electricity shit flying all over the place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:28:37 No.93763688 Report

Quoted By: >>93766803 >>93789728

>>93758673
In Europe it's actually a thing. Also honk at them from the car.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:28:38 No.93763689 Report

Quoted By:

>>93763279
I really hope you live in a land locked area.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:30:51 No.93763720 Report

Quoted By: >>93765482

>>93758695
>>93760474
>>93763356
Ok, I have to admit. I didn't know this until just now either. I thought Cartman just had a stuffed frog he named Clyde and never thought into it at all. The other dolls he had weren't based on things, were they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:31:26 No.93763730 Report

Quoted By: >>93763848 >>93767594

>>93759920
First off, it's Thomas the Tank Engine, not Thomas the Train. Yes, I know that by correcting you I come off as a huge fucking geek.
And second, that's actually kinda funny because it's rumored that Edward was considered to be a girl for US audiences (once again, huge fucking geek).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:31:52 No.93763735 Report

Quoted By: >>93763868

>>93763620
It is basically, martial arts is pretty much a complete meme that in a real world situation against a determined attacker will get you killed.

Just look up videos of MMA fighters against martial artists, the martial artists usually get their shit absolutely pushed in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:35:27 No.93763794 Report

Quoted By: >>93773589

>>93763438
>>93763544
I really do not blame american kids for not realizing this, because, how the hell were we supposed to guess it was a rice ball if we'd never seen one and the show directly tells us it's a donut? I think it'd be much more odd for a kid to assume it wasn't a funny looking donut despite having been told so, and straight out of left field to look at that and say "I think that's a triangle made of rice."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:36:54 No.93763814 Report

Quoted By:

>>93763664
I miss /co//ck/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:37:37 No.93763826 Report

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>>93763664
we need to get /cock/ back together so we can try that

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:38:46 No.93763847 Report

Quoted By: >>93763949

So, you know how in cartoons folk always sit on a tack or nail or something and jump like 20 feet into the air yelping, but don't really get hurt? So yeah, I decided to try sneaking a pretty large tack onto my elementary school teachers chairs.

She never found out it was me and I never fessed up, but good god I felt terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:38:54 No.93763848 Report

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>>93763730
>Yes, I know that by correcting you I come off as a huge fucking geek.

Actually, considering the fandom Thomas the Tank Engine is associated with, I'd say it makes you come off as an autist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:40:11 No.93763868 Report

Quoted By: >>93764030 >>93764070

>>93763735
I thought the MA in MMA stood for martial arts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:45:04 No.93763949 Report

Quoted By: >>93763974 >>93765292

>>93763847
I thought mouse traps were just kind of a somewhat painful nuisance that could be pulled off and tossed aside before going about your day. Thank god the time I came across a mousetrap and tried to test that I was smart enough to think "this might end badly" and I tested it with a pencil instead of my hand. Snapped the pencil in half and I realized it would've broken my bones.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:45:52 No.93763962 Report

Quoted By: >>93763974

>>93760025
>House Hunters

Off-topic, but it annoys me when a couple skips on the comfy, live-in ready houses with cool aesthetics and goes for the mediocre (but cheaper) option instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:46:55 No.93763974 Report

Quoted By: >>93764022 >>93764029 >>93794260

>>93763949
They hurt like the dickens but they won't actually break anything.
>>93763962
If you have ever bought anything prefurnished skipping that is a good idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:47:48 No.93763986 Report

Quoted By: >>93764055 >>93764602

>>93763649
I just learned this right now because you told me. Thanks for changing my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:50:22 No.93764022 Report

Quoted By: >>93764116

>>93763974
Not an adults bone but thought things are designed to break a mouses back, I could easily see a young child getting hurt pretty badly by a mouse trap

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:50:45 No.93764029 Report

Quoted By: >>93764116

>>93763974
Are you sure they won't break a child's finger?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:50:45 No.93764030 Report

Quoted By:

>>93763868
It does. He's either trolling or a dumbass.

Iceman

Iceman Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:51:53 No.93764041 Report

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>I thought Wolverine could make electricity from his claws

Fucking cartoon intros.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:52:46 No.93764055 Report

Quoted By: >>93766274

>>93763986
Here's all the dates on the Disney animated canon, for reference.

And as an additional factoid, there are actually a few feature length animated films that predate Snow White.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:53:39 No.93764070 Report

Quoted By: >>93780636 >>93794588

>>93763868
Yeah, MMA probably isn't the term I'm looking for, the main point is that strength and aggression will usually beat skill realistically, the idea of a well trained guy easily taking down someone twice their size who is very angry is pretty much just movie bullshit.

Basically, if you actually want to defend yourself on the street against a potentially deadly assailant, get a CCW.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:53:52 No.93764075 Report

Quoted By: >>93785975

>>93758627
Speaking of Wolverine, I thought he could produce electricity by slashing his claws together, because of the intro.

Also I thought that if Superman absorbed light like plants that he pooped solid oxygen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:56:45 No.93764116 Report

Quoted By: >>93773369

>>93764022
>>93764029
I was playing with them to make shotgun primer traps from 11 onward, younger than that they will definitely break fingers.
On a side note it is so weird seeing my nephew's hands, like how the fuck is something so small capable of moving, even as clumsily as it does without shattering?

Iceman

Iceman Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:57:32 No.93764127 Report

Quoted By: >>93764145 >>93765144 >>93767065

I used to think Superman and Supergirl should hook up because they were both superpowered. It just made sense to me as a child.

I thought that Lex Luthor was black.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 05:58:44 No.93764145 Report

Quoted By: >>93765144 >>93767065

>>93764127
I didn't even know what a black person was until I was like 10

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:02:22 No.93764198 Report

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>>93759941
It was WWI propaganda I think but yeh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:02:28 No.93764201 Report

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>>93763664
I'm sure it's possible. We need /ck/ on this.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:04:18 No.93764236 Report

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>>93758627
>I thought Wolverine was called X-Man
This 100%.
>super-man
>bat-man
>spider-man
>aqua-man
>He-Man
>Iron-Man
It just fit the pattern!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:06:57 No.93764262 Report

Quoted By: >>93764498

>>93763664
>Make triangular sweet dough
>Cover it in powdered sugar
That's pretty much it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:10:40 No.93764313 Report

Quoted By: >>93764342 >>93764470

>>93763664

literally google it. I know for a fact it's been done cause it came up on my facebook feed. it's not that hard to make a doughnut look like a riceball.

On a related note: I though rice balls where the shit till I had one. It's literally just a ball of rice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:12:29 No.93764341 Report

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>>93758627
>I thought Wolverine was called X-Man

when I was really little I thought he was called Aguja Dinámica

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:12:31 No.93764342 Report

Quoted By: >>93764455 >>93764470 >>93764600 >>93766183 >>93766191 >>93766280 >>93768179

>>93764313
Seriously, why the fuck do Asians like plain white rice so much? Like they don't put a single fucking thing in it, no sauce, not even a few vegetables, shit's disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:13:23 No.93764353 Report

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I thought women could be intelligent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:18:00 No.93764408 Report

Quoted By: >>93764515

>>93763649

You think that's bad? You know how many years it took me to realize what a TV season is and that they eventually stop making shows?

>tfw you will never star, voice act or write for your favorite TV shows.
>If they did come back they would suck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:21:43 No.93764449 Report

Quoted By: >>93764557 >>93765161 >>93765751 >>93766609 >>93766816

Every classic cartoon I've ever seen with cats has them drinking plain-ass dairy milk out of a bowl.

In reality, cats will have diarrhea from this. Thank fuck I didn't have a cat as a kid or I probably would have tried to give it some.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:22:19 No.93764455 Report

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>>93764342
Just eating it alone is famine teir shit, would be like eating nothing but bread. Fill that shit with whatever you like and you have a sandwich.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:23:56 No.93764470 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764313
>>93764342
I've had a couple now and also tried making my own, and honestly there are certain factors that can make a huge difference, especially what kind of rice is used and how it's cooked, as well as how much salt is used when shaping it. Best one I've had had a cod roe filling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:25:40 No.93764498 Report

Quoted By: >>93764537

>>93764262
I always figured it would incorporate coconut flakes in some way and the wrapper would be chocolate ganache.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:27:01 No.93764515 Report

Quoted By: >>93764542

>>93764408
How did you feel about Samurai Jack season 5?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:29:42 No.93764537 Report

Quoted By: >>93764579

>>93764498
I mean sure, you could get really fancy with how you went about but, but at the end of the day it's pretty easy to make a donut that looks like a riceball

Also, it's weird that my spell check doesn't recognize donut as a word.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:30:05 No.93764542 Report

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>>93764515

It was good but had it's flaws. It couls have been worse and frankly the quality of that is only once in a blue moon deal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:31:07 No.93764557 Report

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>>93764449
Pet food makers now sell milk treats for young or adult cats that come in little cartons and are completely safe for them to drink, unlike cow milk.

I've tried giving it to cats before and in my experience they fucking love this stuff. Seems pretty useful if you have a cat suffering from poor appetite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:31:55 No.93764561 Report

Quoted By: >>93779550

>>93758627
I'm 33 years old. I'm not a batfag but I read plenty of his comics through the years and watched almost every episode of BTAS.

I didn't know Harvey Dent is Two-Face until the Dark Knight movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:33:22 No.93764579 Report

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>>93764537
Spellcheck wants you to spell it doughnut like a pretentious faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:35:12 No.93764600 Report

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>>93764342

I mean, it's not really supposed to be a meal. it's more,a side dish or a snack. Most the time they stuff it with meat so it's almost like sushi with more rice. But yeah, traditionally it's jusy rice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:35:15 No.93764602 Report

Quoted By: >>93764664

>>93763986
How did you just realize this?

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:41:00 No.93764661 Report

Quoted By: >>93764732

Not really related but

>my 8 yearold self seeing a vag for the first time.
>mfw learning that boys and girls don't have the same parts.

I blame that day as the reason I'm the huge pervert I am.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:41:14 No.93764664 Report

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>>93764602
that's the joke annon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:45:24 No.93764710 Report

Quoted By: >>93764971

The first time I heard of the fantastic 4 was when the movie came out in 2005, and I thought The Thing was called Rock Man 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:47:25 No.93764732 Report

Quoted By: >>93765332

>>93764661
really? 8? I saw my first dick as a little girl at like, 3. (before anyone asks it was some other little kid whipping it out behind the playground to take a piss. rude little bitch).

I guess it's easier to accidentally learn about dicks than pussies considering dicks are more external and easier to expose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:48:52 No.93764749 Report

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>>93758627
I thought the cowboy from Toy Story was named "Toy" and the movie was about his story

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 06:58:43 No.93764863 Report

Quoted By: >>93768121

I always thought Buttercup from PPG was a boy, until my mom pointed out otherwise when I was 8 or so. Pretty sure that gave me my tomboy fetish.

I also thought the way Spider-Man shot his webs was by just using his middle finger to push down on his web shooters. I only found out different when I got the first Spider-Man "web-shooter" as a Christmas gift and saw the kid on the box with the proper hand pose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:10:01 No.93764971 Report

Quoted By: >>93765070 >>93765083 >>93766304

>>93764710
>and I thought The Thing was called Rock Man 4
>Rock Man 4
>4
What happened to the last 3?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:21:21 No.93765070 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764971
Holocaust.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:22:15 No.93765083 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764971

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:27:37 No.93765116 Report

Quoted By:

Thanks to an episode of the Simpsons I thought cops had keys to everyone's homes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:31:28 No.93765144 Report

Quoted By: >>93765156 >>93767065

>>93764145
>>93764127
I have a black first name, so adults would be surprised to see that Tyrone was white when I was a kid. I thought I'd turn black when I grew up as a result.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:33:12 No.93765156 Report

Quoted By:

>>93765144
>I thought I'd turn black when I grew up as a result
That must have been fucking terrifying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:33:37 No.93765161 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764449
Well it's not like it's a myth or anything. Most cats do love cream/full milk even though it's bad for their digestion (I'm sure many here can relate). Traditionally cats are not a house pet; they were kept outside where they could hunt and eat mice. And owners would often leave out milk/cream as a treat either not knowing or not caring that they, like every adult mammal with the exception of an extremely small genetic minority of humans, are lactose intolerant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:39:40 No.93765206 Report

Quoted By: >>93766219 >>93780871 >>93781335 >>93794031

I had a big DC encyclopedia before I read many comics, so growing up I thought of Barry Allen as "The Flash II" or Hal Jordan as "Green Lantern II", not THE Green Lantern, or THE definitive Flash.

When I saw a character who I thought was cool, like Plastic Man or Johnny Sorrow, I thought that they must have a lot of comics about them like how Batman or Superman do. That was my biggest disappointment desu, same thing happened when I looked at Marvel characters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:52:24 No.93765292 Report

Quoted By: >>93765804 >>93770805 >>93774726

>>93763949
bone is stronger than wood & lead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:58:37 No.93765332 Report

Quoted By: >>93765338 >>93765486

>>93764732
nice try anon, you know girls don't go on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 07:59:59 No.93765338 Report

Quoted By: >>93765363 >>93765393

>>93765332
Shit, there it is.

Been a fun thread guys, I'd recommend everyone abandon ship now before the shitpost gets too bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 08:03:25 No.93765363 Report

Quoted By: >>93765414

>>93765338
>he didn't read Rule 30

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 08:07:08 No.93765393 Report

Quoted By: >>93765414

>>93765338
The only girls on this site have a feminine penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 08:10:25 No.93765414 Report

Quoted By: >>93765486 >>93765550

>>93765363
>>93765393
I'm fully aware of that, I'm just saying this is always how it ends
>Femanon mentions her gender
>Someone uses classic "no girls on the internet," "tits or GTFO," "trannies aren't real women joke"
>Some tumblrina loses her shit and starts shitposting as hard as possible
>People reply to her instead of just ignoring it, prompting her to shitpost more
>Entire thread just devolves into 500 posts of shitpost

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 08:20:17 No.93765482 Report

Quoted By: >>93774417

>>93763720
Cartman has three other dolls he's sometimes seen with: Polly Prissypants, Peter Panda, and Rumpertumskin. They were all just made up for the show, but in the episode 1% Cartman also has "Muscleman Marc" who's a stuffed version of the fashion designer Marc Jacobs. That's because apparently in real life Marc Jacobs has tattoos of Clyde Frog and Rumpertumskin.
Then if that wasn't enough after the episode came out Jacobs also got a tattoo of Muscleman Marc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 08:20:58 No.93765486 Report

Quoted By:

>>93765332
>>93765414

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 08:25:13 No.93765509 Report

Quoted By:

>beehives = yellow wasp nest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 08:28:40 No.93765533 Report

Quoted By:

I thought I wanted the american dream
>get married, get a job, have kids, live in a nice house with a white picket fence
jokes on them, I only want a nice house and 2D husbando with which to hold hands in the lewdest of ways

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 08:31:22 No.93765550 Report

Quoted By: >>93766326

>>93765414
>"trannies aren't real women joke"
That's no joke. That's just the cold truth.

>Some tumblrina loses her shit and starts shitposting as hard as possible
There are no tumblrinas here. Ever. The real tumblrinas find 4chan "toxic" and vile. What we end up with are false flaggers playing both sides of the debate simply to get a rise out of everyone. It's just bait upon bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 08:36:46 No.93765590 Report

Quoted By:

>>93763438
Y'know the fact that they claimed riceballs were jelly donuts in the primape episode is brought up a lot, but what never seems to be brought up is just how many times in that one episode they call those things donuts. The word donut is spoken THIRTEEN times in just that one episode.

interestingly enough, the episode your gif is from is one of the only times in the show where they actually call them "riceballs" in the 4kids version

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 08:42:55 No.93765635 Report

Quoted By:

>>93760474
good to see an actual child's program that teaches about actual gun safety instead of some gunsrbad bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 08:50:23 No.93765697 Report

Quoted By:

>>93759936
What if black people can't swim because it shorts them out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 08:52:08 No.93765713 Report

Quoted By: >>93767318

>>93760263
And if you don't wake up early, they eat your eyeballs? I'm gonna use this if I ever have a kid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 08:57:16 No.93765751 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764449
WTF the The Cat in the Hat movie was right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 09:05:18 No.93765804 Report

Quoted By:

>>93765292

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 09:27:32 No.93765946 Report

Quoted By:

Apocalypse is a badass villain and not a jobbing loser.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 09:35:02 No.93765982 Report

Quoted By:

>>93760474
>"i need you to take one of these every day"
>"what are they doc?"
>"safety rules"

caught me fucking off guard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 10:02:38 No.93766124 Report

Quoted By:

>>93763137
In all fairness NAMBLA is both incredibly bizarre and exactly the sort of thing that South Park used to make up for shits and giggles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 10:16:16 No.93766183 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764342
>Like they don't put a single fucking thing in it
That's a lie if you are talking about onigiri.
I loved plain white rice before ever traveling to Asian land. It's glutenous and delicious as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 10:17:34 No.93766191 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764342

Whitey here.

Plain white rice is fucking great.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 10:22:22 No.93766219 Report

Quoted By:

>>93765206
Well, you weren't exactly wrong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 10:26:12 No.93766244 Report

Quoted By: >>93766268 >>93767575 >>93788509

I thought Wolverine could shoot like taser bolts from his claws because of THIS moment from the cartoon intro sequence
<-

I thought Kingpin was a low level mutant with minor-league super strength. And as an adult I think he SHOULD be, it just makes sense why he's so tough in a fight. makes way more sense than just "he bulks a lot with very few cut cycles" or "he's not really fat".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 10:32:35 No.93766262 Report

Quoted By: >>93791627

>>93761657
Geez. I'm starting to think that "representation matters" rhetoric that Tumblrites spout to force their special snowflake ocs might be right. Nowhere near that extent ofcourse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 10:33:12 No.93766268 Report

Quoted By: >>93766309 >>93767038 >>93767575 >>93774632

>>93766244
I couldn't agree more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8kPo3tyGY
though as a kid I also thought that Kingpin's theme was bowling (making the "pin" in his name a pun) and that his signature attack was curling into a ball and rolling himself at his opponents. no idea what gave me that idea

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 10:33:47 No.93766274 Report

Quoted By: >>93766956 >>93795206

>>93764055
>Fantasia 2000
>released 1999

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 10:34:44 No.93766280 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764342
No different than eating a plain wheat roll or a baked potato. It's a staple food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 10:40:59 No.93766304 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764971
Idkif i had names for the rest of the group when I was younger I just called it the rock man 4 movie either that or something with 4 in it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 10:42:20 No.93766309 Report

Quoted By: >>93774632

>>93766268
>mfw KINGPIN is the one able to break out of metal restraints
wtf is this shit lmfao no wonder I thought he had super strength

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 10:46:28 No.93766326 Report

Quoted By: >>93774546

>>93765550
>There are no tumblrinas here. Ever. The real tumblrinas find 4chan "toxic" and vile.
This.
Even the people who do use Tumblr on this site are mostly rejected by Tumblr for being "gross" or they're Tumblr immigrants leaving once and for all who had seen the dim but brighter light.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 11:36:32 No.93766578 Report

Quoted By:

>>93763438
And that's why they started editing the food into other, recognizable foods

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 11:39:53 No.93766594 Report

Quoted By: >>93766703 >>93783192

>everything resolves itself just fine if you just beat the shit out of the kid who was picking on you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 11:43:19 No.93766609 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764449
Never seemed to bother my cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 11:58:04 No.93766703 Report

Quoted By:

>>93766594
worked for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 12:04:51 No.93766738 Report

Quoted By:

>If a girl picks on you that means she likes you
turns out I was right

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 12:08:58 No.93766766 Report

Quoted By:

>>93760474

>Clyde Frog is real

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 12:13:03 No.93766803 Report

Quoted By:

>>93763688
Vladimir, pls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 12:14:25 No.93766816 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764449
It's because back in the day people used to feed their cats raw milk, pasteurization fucking everything up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 12:35:02 No.93766956 Report

Quoted By:

>>93766274
look closely

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 12:47:47 No.93767038 Report

Quoted By:

>>93766268
>no idea what gave me that idea
Too much sanic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 12:51:15 No.93767065 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764127
>>93764145
>>93765144
I didnt get race as a kid. I would arbitrarily assign features as racial traits.
I thought all bald people were Black for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 13:26:51 No.93767318 Report

Quoted By:

>>93765713
Imagine the childhood that that kid's gonna have

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 13:39:11 No.93767418 Report

Quoted By: >>93792025

I thought that Americans wore clothes of similar design like they were uniforms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 13:49:49 No.93767517 Report

Quoted By: >>93771077

>>93758778
Static Shock, Starfire, Rogue, Luke Cage and Cyborg tho...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 13:51:41 No.93767534 Report

Quoted By:

>>93758627
Because of the way their animated series drew them, I thought Superman was Asian and Tony Stark was Puerto Rican.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 13:52:46 No.93767545 Report

Quoted By:

>>93758627
moustaches grow directly from the nose (this was cemented by seeing a person trim nose hairs)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 13:56:22 No.93767575 Report

Quoted By:

>>93766244
>>93766268
Same should go with Lady Shiva and her daughter. That they are metas, but no...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 13:57:24 No.93767594 Report

Quoted By:

>>93763730
>Ackshully

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 14:00:25 No.93767631 Report

Quoted By:

>>93760618
Half true
>Nothing is more rewarding then suprise Judo flipping a nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 14:40:44 No.93768121 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764863
Me too, was so relieved I wasn't into boys. But the seed was planted in my degeneracy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 14:44:29 No.93768166 Report

Quoted By: >>93768219

i thought spinach was good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 14:45:14 No.93768179 Report

Quoted By: >>93768768

>>93764342
Vinegar rice is not "plain"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 14:48:54 No.93768219 Report

Quoted By:

>>93768166
I legit thought Spinach gives you those fucked up Popeye arms and avoided them for as long as I could

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 15:00:53 No.93768369 Report

Quoted By: >>93769005

I used to leave some of my toys like toy cars under the windows like in Home Alone in case our house got burgled

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 15:29:46 No.93768768 Report

Quoted By:

>>93768179
Onigiri is made with salted rice, you're thinking sushi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 15:31:52 No.93768794 Report

Quoted By: >>93769026

i took especially great care of my toys because i thought they would come to life when i fall asleep like in toy story. sometimes i leave them in optimal waking up positions like they're circled around something rectangular that could serve as their table so they can have meetings for our next play time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 15:46:50 No.93769005 Report

Quoted By:

>>93768369
Me too, but mine came from fear. I saw chucky and night of the living doll. I thought my stuffed animals and toys would come to life and try to tie me up and kill me if I mistreat them too much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 15:48:15 No.93769026 Report

Quoted By:

>>93768794
Me too, but mine came from fear. I saw chucky and night of the living doll. I thought my stuffed animals and toys would come to life and try to tie me up and kill me if I mistreat them too much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 15:55:41 No.93769130 Report

Quoted By: >>93771189

>>93763649
i didn't know that this was drawn.
i never put thought into it how these movies were made. wasted a lot of time learning how to draw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 15:55:43 No.93769133 Report

Quoted By: >>93771302

>Watch episode of spongebob
>Sandy says "back where I'm from, we call ice cream frozen cow juice."
>visiting family from Texas
>"Hey uncle anon, do you call ice cream frozen cow juice?"
>"what?"
>wat
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 17:25:25 No.93770805 Report

Quoted By: >>93783864

>>93765292
You underestimate how tiny and fragile my hands were.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 17:35:10 No.93771042 Report

Quoted By: >>93781969 >>93792320

>>93763304
>>93758695
Wait so Scientologists actually, ACTUALLY believe that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 17:36:39 No.93771077 Report

Quoted By:

>>93767517
Some people didn't have childhoods with those characters and their properties.

Also, Starfire is an alien who looks like a freakishly tanned white chick, and how is Rogue not white?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 17:41:53 No.93771189 Report

Quoted By:

>>93769130
There was a hell of a lot of meta humor all over the place in the 90s and 00s that left the impression that cartoon characters are paid actors that are filmed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 17:45:49 No.93771302 Report

Quoted By:

>>93769133
We are one of the same soul. At least your uncle didn't do what my grandpa did and let me walk into a parlor and order frozen cow juice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:04:26 No.93771715 Report

Quoted By: >>93771773 >>93772467

>Jawbreakers were huge
>Venus Flytraps could grow huge enough to eat people
>Steak is red
>On Moonlight Bay was an original song that the writers for Hey Arnold made up
>Roadrunners ran really fast and were flightless
>ACME was a real monolith company that sold everything (I guess this one may be half-true with the supermarket chains I see all over the place)
>Cockatrices were a real animal that had a rare chance of being born among a clutch of chicken eggs

all I can remember thinking of

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:05:56 No.93771754 Report

Quoted By:

I thought hypnosis was real, so I grew up fantasizing about how great life would be when I finally figured it out. Disappointing but left me with a fun fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:07:14 No.93771773 Report

Quoted By: >>93771991

>>93771715
>>Cockatrices were a real animal that had a rare chance of being born among a clutch of chicken eggs
Where did that one show up? That sounds like an awesome show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:15:49 No.93771967 Report

Quoted By: >>93772015

Up until I was 23 and had my first kiss I thought kissing could result in pregnancy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:16:59 No.93771991 Report

Quoted By: >>93772017 >>93772519

>>93771773

cockatrices are from chicken eggs that were hatched by snake

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:18:02 No.93772015 Report

Quoted By: >>93772119

>>93771967
there are kids who bieleve swallowing does same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:18:02 No.93772017 Report

Quoted By: >>93772044

>>93771991
Yeah, but what show were you watching that had cockatrices in it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:19:18 No.93772044 Report

Quoted By: >>93772105

>>93772017

barney had one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:22:05 No.93772105 Report

Quoted By: >>93772183

>>93772044
is anyone here young enough to have childhood misconceptions from that show?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:22:35 No.93772119 Report

Quoted By: >>93772167 >>93783373

>>93772015
Swallowing what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:24:23 No.93772167 Report

Quoted By: >>93772218

>>93772119
sum fuk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:24:58 No.93772183 Report

Quoted By: >>93772235

>>93772105
It's 25 years old now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:25:16 No.93772195 Report

Quoted By:

>>93759941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXdD9yFZGv8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:26:28 No.93772218 Report

Quoted By:

>>93772167
RON PLS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:27:05 No.93772235 Report

Quoted By: >>93781960

>>93772183
oh, did he literally mean barney, i though he was talking about the-show-that-can-not-be-named. There is no way a literally chicken dragon is on an episode of Barney the dinosaur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:35:33 No.93772467 Report

Quoted By:

>>93771715
>jawbreakers were huge
They are. They're almost as big as baseballs.

>steak is red
It is.

>Roadrunners ran really fast and were flightless
They're not? I have to look this one up:
Okay. Courtesy of wikipedia:
> The roadrunner can run at speeds of up to 20 miles per hour (32 km/h)[8] and generally prefer sprinting to flying, though it will fly to escape predators.
So, more or less. They're pretty fast and at at least don't fly much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:37:41 No.93772519 Report

Quoted By: >>93772684

>>93771991
I thought it was came from eggs laid by roosters hatched by toads, possibly under a certain moon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:44:05 No.93772684 Report

Quoted By: >>93772964

>>93772519
And sometimes they are their own species

sometimes they are a dragonspawn, like kobolds, that grow from the magic of dragons seeping into a chicken egg. Doesnt really matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:50:23 No.93772864 Report

Quoted By: >>93781979

>>93758627
>women are just and intelligent as their male counterparts

dude, women are a 40lt water balloon of hormones

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:55:04 No.93772964 Report

Quoted By: >>93773003

>>93772684
I thought kobolds were house elves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 18:57:34 No.93773003 Report

Quoted By:

>>93772964
Depends. These words dont mean anything without ot context of a universe. What you could call a farie or fey, could be an elf in someone elses world, where in other places what you call an elf would be more akin to someone eases frost troll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 19:02:51 No.93773110 Report

Quoted By: >>93773523

When I was a kid I thought an umbrella was enough to slow your fall if you fell from a really high place. I never tried it at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 19:14:50 No.93773369 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764116
How small are they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 19:21:40 No.93773516 Report

Quoted By:

>>93758673
At first I read attractive lad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 19:21:55 No.93773523 Report

Quoted By: >>93774989 >>93780786 >>93790032

>>93773110
>think this is a great idea
>but obviously use the biggest umbrella you have
>get the family's beach umbrella
>about to jump off the balcony
>wait
>I should test this out
>duct tape a 20 pound bag of rice to it
>drop it off
>umbrella folds because of fucking course it does
>bag bursts and gets rice all over the ground
>mom comes home to me frantically trying to pick rice from the driveway
>get smacked hard enough to make my ears ring after I tell her what I tried
>dad comes home
>says he'll beat me after my mom tells him what happened
>drags me to garage
>tells me he did the same thing when he was a kid
>but with a blanket and he broke his leg
>tells me to think a little bit and ask before doing something stupid next time

Genuinely thought I was going to get killed on the trip to the garage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 19:24:42 No.93773589 Report

Quoted By:

>>93763438
>>93763794
Yeah, I knew I was watching a bizarre cartoon with size-changing capture balls and monster repellent, I figured it was a fake or Japanese donut or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 19:58:38 No.93774417 Report

Quoted By:

>>93765482
Amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 20:03:49 No.93774546 Report

Quoted By:

>>93766326
Double this.
There are plenty of Chan-friendly blogs on there because a bunch of people who made tumblr accounts during the big raid from a few years ago just stayed because they could speak their mind and it stay up instead of dying in a thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 20:07:16 No.93774632 Report

Quoted By:

>>93766268
>>93766309
When I was a kid I thought Kingpin and Rhino were two different people.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 20:10:40 No.93774710 Report

Quoted By: >>93792085

I thought you couldn't read in dreams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 20:11:14 No.93774726 Report

Quoted By: >>93775092 >>93782791 >>93783402 >>93783479 >>93784899

>>93765292
Have you ever broken a child's fingers before, they're super flimsy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 20:21:29 No.93774989 Report

Quoted By:

>>93773523
Well, technically, a big enough umbrella would slow you down.
But it would have to be an umbrella 20m in diameter, and made so that it won't fold the wrong way.
So, basically a parachute, A-yup.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 20:26:20 No.93775092 Report

Quoted By: >>93783402

>>93774726
>Have you ever broken a child's fingers before, they're super flimsy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 20:31:31 No.93775237 Report

Quoted By:

>>93763438
i actually did figure out they were rice based on the fact they always had what, to me, appeared like rice leftover on their mouth when eating them. however, because they kept being called donuts, i at least expected onigiri to be somewhat sweet and to have a dessert filling of some sort.

imagine my fucking surprise when it was more of a savory or salty dish depending on what it was filled with

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:13:53 No.93776337 Report

Quoted By:

>>93763438
I went on holidays to the US when I was a kid. First day there we visited a bakery and I ordered a jelly donut. Was massively disappointed it looked nothing like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 21:34:21 No.93776769 Report

Quoted By:

>>93763438
Even as a kid I knew Brock calling them donuts was bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 22:10:20 No.93777658 Report

Quoted By:

>>93758627
I thought that black people were able to conduct electricity better than other races. People had super animals in a lab and just let them run around

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 22:10:42 No.93777667 Report

Quoted By: >>93777776

>>93760278
Pic related?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 22:15:03 No.93777776 Report

Quoted By: >>93789830

>>93777667
>those first two panels

Holy shit I hate when I'm making or cleaning up after dinner and somebody does something like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 22:27:08 No.93778076 Report

Quoted By: >>93780001 >>93784022

I didn't want to start a new thread for this, and this one seems to be the best to ask this, but what the hell is the name of the green superhero/villain that is similar to the creature from the black lagoon? He's green, with smooth skin, and he has a weird head crest/frill. I don't know anything about him, but a guy I work with has a faux hawk and it reminded me of him. I want to be able to show him so he can know how cool he is. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 23:38:27 No.93779550 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764561
How? there was literally a whole two parter in BTAS covering this. And then they bring it up in later episodes, such as the Judge one, or the one where he's kidnapped on the way to get plastic surgery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2017 23:59:35 No.93780001 Report

Quoted By:

>>93778076
Savage Dragon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 00:05:20 No.93780124 Report

Quoted By:

>>93758627
Thought I could leap from great heights because Batman could.

Jumped from 10ft and busted my mouth on my knee on the landing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 00:22:01 No.93780468 Report

Quoted By:

>>93759960
I was that kind of person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 00:29:56 No.93780636 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764070
>strength and aggression will usually beat skill realistically

Time to go into work and start smashing all the shit and attacking Co-workers. Oh boy, can't wait for that raise!

Kek, I know unrelated and strawman-ish but I thought it was a funny scenario.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 00:36:23 No.93780786 Report

Quoted By: >>93780884 >>93782932

>>93773523
>get smacked hard enough to make my ears ring after I tell her what I tried

>says he'll beat me after my mom tells him what happened

>
Genuinely thought I was going to get killed on the trip to the garage

Fuck anon, I'm all for physical punishment but damn. All over a bag of Fucking rice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 00:40:39 No.93780871 Report

Quoted By: >>93781335

>>93765206
I had similar misconceptions also coming from a handbook I had when I was young. It was Spider-Man handbook that had a lot of obscure characters. It made me think that Carion, Doppleganger, Fusion, and the Stacy Twins were all major villains. It also led me to believe that Morlun and Morbius were related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 00:41:58 No.93780884 Report

Quoted By:

>>93780786
>All over a bag of Fucking rice?
A 20-lb bag of rice.
If you're poor, that's easily a month's worth of food.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 01:00:42 No.93781335 Report

Quoted By: >>93781647 >>93786727

>>93780871
>>93765206
I know this feel.
>had a Spider-Man encyclopedia
>had this specific image of Mysterio in it
I used to think that Mysterio always carried around a big gym bag like that and that he'd have equipment to make illusions in it.
Other misconceptions that came from this book
>also thought the Stacy Twins were major villains
>thought Frederick Foswell, Shathra, and Mendel Stromm were all major recurring villains too
>thought Carrion was some kind of Goblin knock-off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 01:11:51 No.93781647 Report

Quoted By: >>93788776

>>93781335
We had the same book my dude. I also used to think that homeless guy they gave a whole page for was a major villain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 01:24:12 No.93781960 Report

Quoted By:

>>93772235
the old versions of that show were the dungeons and dragons cartoon but with horse characters in it so I have no qualms in believing there was an episode with a cockatrice in it

I think there was an episode about an evil wizard who tricked villagers into going into his diamond mine then turning them into his slaves and replacing their eyes with gemstones

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 01:24:42 No.93781969 Report

Quoted By:

>>93771042
Yep

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 01:25:06 No.93781979 Report

Quoted By:

>>93772864
Dobson please

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 01:35:54 No.93782228 Report

Quoted By:

>>93760617
Holy mackerel
Same here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 02:02:59 No.93782791 Report

Quoted By: >>93783402

>>93774726

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 02:09:00 No.93782912 Report

Quoted By:

>>93758627
I thought anvils were just used to squash people and had no other purpose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 02:09:45 No.93782932 Report

Quoted By:

>>93780786
The story makes it sound like his mom suddenly got much more pissed when he admitted he nearly killed or seriously injured himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 02:23:59 No.93783192 Report

Quoted By:

>>93766594
You just have to hit'em really freaking hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 02:33:28 No.93783373 Report

Quoted By:

>>93772119
Oh you sweet sweet child, run from this place before it devours you and your dreams

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 02:34:38 No.93783402 Report

Quoted By:

>>93774726
>>93775092
>>93782791
Hearty kek, thanks guys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 02:38:43 No.93783479 Report

Quoted By:

>>93774726

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 02:41:37 No.93783525 Report

Quoted By: >>93785873

>>93758627
That girls are better than boys and anything a boy can do, a girl can do better.

Then I learned about sexual dimorphism, nature and nurture, genetic predispositions, and neuroplasticity.

Biotruths are bullshit, though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 02:59:54 No.93783864 Report

Quoted By:

>>93770805
I know that feel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 03:09:27 No.93784022 Report

Quoted By:

>>93778076
Green Goblin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 03:14:40 No.93784124 Report

Quoted By: >>93784514

I used to think that animal control were bad people because of how they were portrayed in talking animal movies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 03:37:03 No.93784509 Report

Quoted By:

>>93760278
I think a lot of kids thought that to be honest. Just wait it won't be long until kids start thinking stupid things about what people growing up without internet was like.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 03:37:28 No.93784514 Report

Quoted By: >>93785009

>>93784124
You know they're literally sending those animals to their deaths, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 03:40:49 No.93784569 Report

Quoted By: >>93784745

>>93763664
God I miss /cock/ and for that matter I miss /pol/ getting triggered when they became /mlpol/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 03:52:08 No.93784745 Report

Quoted By: >>93785892 >>93787231

>>93784569
/pol/ loved /mlpol/. The_Donald got triggered.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 04:02:53 No.93784899 Report

Quoted By: >>93785455

>>93774726
I'm never surprised

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 04:10:19 No.93785009 Report

Quoted By: >>93785048

>>93784514
Many of them are volunteers that have dedicated themselves to giving animals the best care possible and are really torn up about the necessity of mercy killing some of them because there just aren't enough resources to go around and letting them roam free is a danger to the animals and themselves, to people, and the environment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 04:12:28 No.93785048 Report

Quoted By: >>93785232

>>93785009
You're thinking of the people at the pound. Animal control does it for the money, they have no morals. They're shitty people just like highway patrolmen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 04:17:31 No.93785123 Report

Quoted By:

>>93763664

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 04:23:35 No.93785232 Report

Quoted By: >>93785473

>>93785048
In my town I think they're mostly the same people, but you are right about animal control getting paid being an important distinction. It really doesn't sound like the kind of job that pays a lot of money or has a lot of perks, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 04:36:51 No.93785455 Report

Quoted By:

>>93784899
You know shit like this is the reason I no longer feel bad about my life choices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 04:37:43 No.93785473 Report

Quoted By: >>93785706

>>93785232
Don't you think that makes it worse though? Killing animals just for a lowly job. It'd be one thing to be willing to set your morals aside for a large amount of money, shitty but still different. It just shows how they don't even have morals to begin with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 04:52:29 No.93785706 Report

Quoted By: >>93785760

>>93785473
Mercy killing can be an incredible noble act. It can take a really strong set of morals and sense of the greater good to put down an animal despite the fact you like that animal because there's no other good choice. I'm sure there must be some sadists in it for the bloodlust, but I truly believe most are doing it because they believe it to be the right thing, and would absolutely do anything in their power to adopt the animals to good homes when possible instead of putting them down.

Just go ask /an/, I'm sure there are a couple people on there with real life experience that can tell you their personal experience with the situation and what kind of other people they've come across too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 04:55:23 No.93785760 Report

Quoted By: >>93785817

>>93785706
You're way too purehearted for this world. I'm not saying they're blood thirsty savages. They simply do not give a fuck about the animals they're killing. They're doing it for the money and nothing else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 04:58:58 No.93785817 Report

Quoted By:

>>93785760
I just can't make such a harsh judgement on these hypothetical people I haven't even met and suspect it'd make much more sense for them to mostly have some sense of moral and desire to do good behind what they're doing rather than no feelings at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 05:02:32 No.93785873 Report

Quoted By: >>93785936

>>93783525
>bio truths
What fuckery is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 05:04:05 No.93785892 Report

Quoted By:

>>93784745
/mpol/ was a match made in a autistic hell
It was great

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 05:07:04 No.93785936 Report

Quoted By:

>>93785873
It's what liberals call biological instinct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 05:10:23 No.93785975 Report

Quoted By:

>>93764075
Various video games just reinforce the idea of some kind of energy projection from wolverines claws, and though I don't read comics, it seems likely that some hack has put something like that in a comic as well

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 05:24:58 No.93786200 Report

Quoted By: >>93786216 >>93787834

>Santa is Jesus's older self
>Nothing paranormal can kill you if you stay up till the sunrise
>The hulk is monster and kills kids
>If you get your picture taken and rip up the picture, you would go missing
>Women get pregnant randomly when their old enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 05:26:01 No.93786212 Report

Quoted By:

>>93760618
They work if you don't suck and if the guy doesn't carry a gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 05:26:26 No.93786216 Report

Quoted By:

>>93786200
>Nothing paranormal can kill you if you stay up till the sunrise
I used to think this too. Glad I know better that I'm older and go to sleep shortly after sundown.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 05:38:47 No.93786371 Report

Quoted By:

>>93758695
>mfw I found out Casa Bonita is a real restaurant

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:02:33 No.93786727 Report

Quoted By: >>93788776

>>93781335
What book is this? I kinda want it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 06:42:07 No.93787231 Report

Quoted By: >>93789625

>>93784745
Literally 90% of /pol/ is The_Donald, tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 07:38:19 No.93787834 Report

Quoted By: >>93787984 >>93790193 >>93791513

>>93786200
>Women get pregnant randomly when their old enough

I also used to believe this. Didn't know what sex was for till like the 3rd grade

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 07:59:25 No.93787984 Report

Quoted By: >>93788258

>>93787834
I thought that to have sex you had to penetrate the nipples of the titty with your dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 08:45:37 No.93788203 Report

Quoted By: >>93788230

>>93759920
>>93760025
I was like this except with gay people. I always thought it was hilarious as a kid when I saw dating site ads to put "I am a man seeking a man" because I didn't know it was actually possible. Then one day I was watching Millionaire and the woman playing mentioned that her spouse was a woman and I freaked out. I was probably 11 or 12 at the time, probably little bit too old to not realize something like that was a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 08:49:23 No.93788230 Report

Quoted By:

>>93788203
Luckily we live in a progressive society that exposes children to these concepts much earlier on in their lives and they will not have to suffer the same ignorant fate you lived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 08:53:44 No.93788258 Report

Quoted By: >>93788476

>>93787984
I had a similar hypothesis as a young boy that sex involved connecting nipples with your partner, I may have thought is because every portrayal of sex that I had seen involved people laying with their chests pressed together

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 09:33:01 No.93788476 Report

Quoted By:

>>93788258
I had thought to "touch yourself" was literally just like...touching your arm with your hand. I was baffled that this was bad, somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 09:39:26 No.93788509 Report

Quoted By: >>93788539

>>93766244
Technically Kingpin does sort of have low level 'super strength' and could be a mutant in the real life sense, like Ozzie and his ability to consume drugs beyond normal human beings, his body is impossible even for comicbooks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 09:44:23 No.93788539 Report

Quoted By: >>93788561 >>93790092

>>93788509
>an ozzie reference
>in 2017

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 09:49:42 No.93788561 Report

Quoted By: >>93788566 >>93790092

>>93788539
He's still alive to this day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 09:51:27 No.93788566 Report

Quoted By: >>93788637 >>93790092

>>93788561
He's not relevant or doing drugs, though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 09:59:00 No.93788600 Report

Quoted By: >>93788643

>>93758627
when i first started watching DBZ as a kid i thought...

>goku & yamcha were the same guy
>vegeta was goku's brother
>krillin was the same age as gohan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 10:03:59 No.93788637 Report

Quoted By: >>93789229

>>93788566
But the point still stands that the reason he was able to survive such hardcore drug misuse so well throughout his life is literally because he's a mutant whos body can break down such things better than normal men.

He was examined by doctors and this was found to be the case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 10:06:15 No.93788643 Report

Quoted By: >>93788723

>>93788600
Yamcha would be a better dad than Goku, if he was retarded and didn't know to actually use a condom when fucking bitches.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 10:19:21 No.93788722 Report

Quoted By: >>93791585 >>93791616

>I used to think girls didn't have anything down there, I thought that when I messed with my little sisters doll and saw this cartoon or anime my older brother had where this girl character was naked and had no nipples or pussy
>I thought GI Joe was how the military actually was and told my parents I wanted to join to be just like Snake Eyes
>I thought Spongebobs parents were cookies but they are actually the circle shaped sponges

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 10:19:23 No.93788723 Report

Quoted By:

>>93788643
rewatching DBZ up to cell somewhat made goku being a deadbeat make a little sense.

basically bulma joked about goku attracting guys frieza and goku took it seriously.

it's why he has gohan fight cell and why he put so much stock into fusion beating buu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 10:33:39 No.93788776 Report

Quoted By: >>93788946

>>93786727
This one.
There are bigger and better versions of the Marvel Handbook that cover Spider-Man specifically but this one was a lot of fun to read.
Had an Avengers one just like it too.
>>93781647
Oh man I just remembered that guy actually.
Mindworm, wasn't it? What an odd character to include.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 11:00:20 No.93788946 Report

Quoted By:

>>93788776
Oh shit son, I had this when I was younger
The Carrion page freaked me out
And that mind control dude? What was it, Peter was visiting Flash in his new apartment, and then that dude mind-controlled everyone in the building to feed off of their brain waves?
Weird stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 11:38:17 No.93789229 Report

Quoted By: >>93789448

>>93788637
It must be weird to have the doc straight up tell you that you should be dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 12:17:48 No.93789448 Report

Quoted By:

>>93789229
Not really. All it does is reinforce the idea that you're an immortal god forced to walk the Earth for all of time, watching societies rise and fall until the planet itself dies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 12:45:18 No.93789625 Report

Quoted By: >>93790545

>>93787231
It wasn't always like that tho, /mlp/, /pol/ and /k/ used to be allies because /mlp/ didn't have anyone else

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 13:01:05 No.93789728 Report

Quoted By:

>>93763688
You spelled Mexico wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 13:04:10 No.93789748 Report

Quoted By:

I thought a wolverine was a type of wolf, until I actually Googled it years later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 13:14:19 No.93789830 Report

Quoted By:

>>93777776
So close, mate!
>>96777777

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 13:19:15 No.93789881 Report

Quoted By: >>93790804

>>93763438
What I don't get is why they did this to begin with. If they had just called them rice balls like they actually were, I wouldn't have questioned it. Shit, I probably could have gotten cultured as a kid. "You mean the food they eat in the Pokemon world is real?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 13:35:10 No.93790032 Report

Quoted By:

>>93773523
What the shit dude, at least you were smart enough to test it out first. You were like a junior mythbuster. I get there's wasted food, but to have your parents get that mad at you is unreasonable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 13:40:40 No.93790092 Report

Quoted By:

>>93788539
>>93788561
>>93788566

We are talking about Ozzy Osbourne, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 13:50:29 No.93790193 Report

Quoted By: >>93791496

>>93787834
I knew it was sex but I didn't know what a vagina was. I thought women gave birth via cesarean surgery. Also I thought reproductive sex was penis to anal and that vaginas were just tiny peeing holes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 14:15:21 No.93790545 Report

Quoted By:

>>93789625
>I do not remember the o/k/ corral, what happened when /new/ was deleted or what the current /k/ sticky says: the post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 14:33:56 No.93790804 Report

Quoted By: >>93791359 >>93794376 >>93794508

>>93789881
But then you'd have a bunch of snot-nosed brats screaming to their moms to make riceballs when most of them have no idea how and no option of googling it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 15:07:39 No.93791359 Report

Quoted By: >>93791662

>>93790804
It's called a riceball. I'm pretty sure they can figure it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 15:17:48 No.93791496 Report

Quoted By: >>93792253

>>93790193
I didn't know what vaginas ere either. Every time I had seen a woman naked they had had pubes so I couldn't see anything underneath so I just assumed nothing was there.

I thought women gave birth out of their belly buttons and peed out of their butt. I once said the latter in front of my friend's mom and she was not happy I said it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 15:19:28 No.93791513 Report

Quoted By:

>>93787834
I remember putting together how reproduction worked as we were being taught in class. The teacher was just done explaining the differences between penises and vaginas when I rose my hand and asked him if penises went inside vaginas to make children. Everyone was really grossed out and called me disgusting. We were 9 at the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 15:23:58 No.93791585 Report

Quoted By:

>>93788722
>I thought Spongebobs parents were cookies but they are actually the circle shaped sponges

wait a sec. what? I still thought they were cookies until I saw this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 15:25:48 No.93791616 Report

Quoted By:

>>93788722
>I thought Spongebobs parents were cookies but they are actually the circle shaped sponges

I was watching SpongeBob once when my sister came in and asked why his parents were potatoes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 15:26:21 No.93791627 Report

Quoted By:

>>93766262
Wow, it turns out people complaining about things might actually have something to complain about!

WHO KNEW

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 15:28:11 No.93791662 Report

Quoted By: >>93794465

>>93791359
harder than you might think, since japs use a certain kind of vinegar to get the rice to stick together without falling apart at the slightest pressure

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 15:55:42 No.93792025 Report

Quoted By:

>>93767418
you never saw an American movie before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 16:01:18 No.93792085 Report

Quoted By:

>>93774710
I thought if I pitched myself in a dream I would wake up. Fucking gyped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 16:13:14 No.93792253 Report

Quoted By:

>>93791496
>>93791496
I thought the only way to give birth was a c-section, since my mom told that was how I was born. I have no idea why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 16:17:37 No.93792320 Report

Quoted By:

>>93771042
Kinda. They try to keep it secret until you rank up higher in their organization.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 16:19:28 No.93792348 Report

Quoted By:

>>93763438
Italian dub called them "coconut pastries" rather than donuts, so I believed it was some weird Japanese rice cake filled with coconut cream and the black part was dark chocolate.

Other misconceptions:
>Fantastic 4 members are called Rubberman, Torchman, Stoneman and Invisible Woman
>Flash Gordon and DC Flash are the same character
>Spider-Man haves organic webs (and that was BEFORE the Raimi movies)
>Heathcliff and Garfield were the same character, at a certain point someone else bought the character and renamed him for some reason
>Clark Kent is a normal person who transforms into Superman when enters a phone booth
>Road Runner is some weird species of ostrich known as the Beep Beep that was either very rare or made up for the cartoons
>The main characters from Tiny Toons were the Looney Tunes as kids with different names and designs for some reason (I never got the episodes with the actual Bugs Bunny and co. appearing)
>Joker is just wearing makeup
>Aquaman was made up for the Superfriends cartoon
>Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter were made up for the Justice League cartoon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 16:22:32 No.93792382 Report

Quoted By:

>>93760263
That's not too far off from the truth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 16:29:07 No.93792470 Report

Quoted By: >>93792583

>Spider-Man haves organic webs (and that was BEFORE the Raimi movies)
As someone who's only known Spiderman through comics and video games, was it always web shooters, or has organic webbing gone in and out over the years?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 16:37:43 No.93792583 Report

Quoted By: >>93794202

>>93792470
It was always web shooters. It was organic for a short while after the Raimi movies came out but it didn't last too long

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 18:02:51 No.93794031 Report

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>>93765206
>I thought of Barry Allen as "The Flash II" or Hal Jordan as "Green Lantern II", not THE Green Lantern, or THE definitive Flash.

Depends on when you had the encyclopedia. You weren't exactly wrong at some point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 18:10:48 No.93794202 Report

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>>93792583
Really, so Raimi was the first to make it organic? When I was a lad, I played games where there were web cartridges, but I thought it was just a mechanic and it was all organic anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 18:13:35 No.93794260 Report

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>>93763974
Why should one not buy prefurnished houses/apartments?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 18:19:12 No.93794376 Report

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>>93790804
You know before google, they used to have these things called libraries.

And it really wasn't out of the scope of the imagination that they could stock or order basic japanese cookbooks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 18:23:59 No.93794465 Report

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>>93791662
>japs use a certain kind of vinegar to get the rice to stick together without falling apart at the slightest pressure

The fuck are you talking about? That's not how you make onigiri. Rice balls don't have vinegar. You just salt your hands and press the rice together. It only really works with short grain rice, I think, and I don't think it can be too cold or dry when you press it. But the rice is just naturally sticky.

Sushi is the one that has vinegar, but I'm pretty sure it's more for flavor and less for sticking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 18:26:10 No.93794508 Report

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>>93790804
My mom was confused as hell when my little cousins would demand Krabby Patties. She was very relieved to find out they were looking for something resembling a hamburger, since at first she thought they had weird cravings for crab cakes, and that shit's expensive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 18:30:54 No.93794588 Report

Quoted By: >>93794842

>>93764070
I think I know what you mean but there's a lot of different factors at play here. What martial art are we talking about? How good is the practioner and what is the situation? Some semi-decent judo practioner who only knows judo and was never in a real street fight may be fucked if he tries to use his learned skills in a street fight.
I imagine Krav Maga would be a fairly decent martial art that's actually useful though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 18:42:36 No.93794816 Report

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I thought Spider-Man was Spiderman and to this very day I think the proper spelling is fucking stupid.

Either one word
>Superman
>Batman
>Quicksilver

or two words
>Wonder Woman
>Green Lantern
>Iron Man

And what's worse? Spiderman was the norm for a while, but with all these reboots and mainstream media, normies are starting to catch on to the dash shit. The dash don't be silent. The dash is retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 18:44:06 No.93794842 Report

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>>93794588
Well yeah, there are martial arts used for sport, used for fitness, used for art, and even martial arts used for mental health. Then there krav maga and kickboxing, and other shit used for killing people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 18:58:57 No.93795152 Report

Quoted By: >>93795215

>friendships are totally meaningful and are not annoying necessities to help you get some societal perks
I would feel nothing if any of my "friends" croaks tomorrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 19:02:21 No.93795206 Report

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>>93766274
>FIFA 18
>released 17
fugg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 19:02:59 No.93795215 Report

Quoted By: >>93795656

>>93795152
Either you are genuinely a sociopath or you have no real friends. To be honest, am just ambivalent about family, but I have at least three friends I have purely for companionship, one of which is my fiancee.

I think you just lack friends, not that friendship does not matter. how old are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 19:29:28 No.93795656 Report

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>>93795215
No, my friends just suck. I can't establish any connection with them. Hell, I doubt they even give a shit about me either.
>how old are you
18.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 19:33:14 No.93795731 Report

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>>93763438
>eat your hamburgers, Apollo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2017 19:39:13 No.93795844 Report

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>>93759920
Thomasfag here, I actually get that one.

Edward could appear kind of effeminate in the show. And keep in mind, the show is meant for really little kids.

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