>>89440033"Uhh, that's cool and all, but Star and I aren't dating."
>"... What?""Yeah. We're just friends."
>"Why? Why aren't you dating? Don't you want the royal status? Alll the corn you can eat!""I'm actually okay being a normal average Joe. As for the corn... uh, we have plenty on Earth."
>"... oh.""We could maybe share?"
>"No no, it's fine. I just- this was supposed to break you mentally and hurt Star to her core.""I'm pretty sure your weird barbed dick in her ass is hurting her to her core."
>"Heyo!""Yeah, ha ha... so can I go? My girlfriend is waiting for me."
>"... Yes, your girlfriend. You can go.""Thanks. So, you're not gonna kill Star, right?"
>"No, she'll be fine. I'll release her soon.""Okay. Bye Star!"
>"... You hear that? The sound of him leaving? To be with his GIRLFRIEND. A woman he loves, who will never be yo- ARE YOU GETTING OFF ON THIS?!" 
