>>88172242>Christ's waifu>everyone thinks you're a whore for literally no reasonEven more proof she was his wife. I bet Paul was salty as fuck she crashed boy's night so he started the rumor she was a whore. But he couldn't make his bro look like a cuck so he said Jesus converted her to piety.
"Jesus I love you, but you can't bring your girlfriend anymore. This foot fetish stuff is really weirding everyone out. No, we won't spread the word about washing feet, stop asking we're NOT going to put that in the book."
