“Tom went Down to Echo Creek”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89p8ya3ZdnQThe Tom went down to Echo Creek
He was lookin' for a Star to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon this young Diaz
Sawin' on a guitar and playin' it hot
And the Tom jumped
Up on a cactus stump
And said, "Diaz, let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a guitar player too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good guitar, Diaz
But give the Tom his due
I'll bet a guitar of gold
Against your Star
'Cause I think I'm better than you."
The Diaz said, "My name's Marco
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the safest there's ever been."
Marco, rosin up your pick and play your guitar hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Echo, and the Tom deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny guitar made of gold
But if you lose, the Tom gets your Star
The Tom opened up his case
And he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
Then he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
And a band of Fan Girls joined in
And it sounded something like this
When the Tom finished
Marco said, "well, you're pretty good, old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done."
He played Narwhal Blast destroys all
The Tom getting frozen like in Blood Moon Ball
Laser Puppy in the Nachos lickin' out Cheese
Star, Marco screws you? Yes with ease
The Tom bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden guitar
On the ground at Marco’s feet
Marco said, "Tom, just come on back
If you ever want to try again
I done told you once you fuck of a cuck
I'm the safest that's ever been."
He played Narwhal Blast destroys all
The Tom getting frozen like in Blood Moon Ball
Laser Puppy in the Nachos lickin' out Cheese
Star, Marco screws you? Yes with ease
