Cant live on a asteroid. >Asgard
Who do you think I am, a god? And if I am, why the fuck am I carrying a fucking sword?>Khandaq
Oh sure, lets live in a dictatorship turned warzone. Pass.>Themyscria
If I get turned into a chick, than fuck yeah. If not, no thanks. I doubt a single woman there is straight.>Latveria
If I have to stay the way I am, than fuck yes. Even than, only the promise of immortal lesbian sex beats it out. GLORU TO LATVERIA, GLORY TO DOOOM.>Wakanda
Nah, no thanks. Latveria is just better, and besides, im not black.>Xander
Oh yippee! I get to live on a shitty earth knock off! Pass. >Genosha
Mutant powers are a crap shoot; plus, we all know how this place ends up. And if im not a mutant, what the fuck am I doing here?>Da
Green lantern status is tempting, but nothing really amazing about living there, plus, i might not even get to be a GL>Alantis
Im not a fucking fish man, and alantis gas nothing that Latveria does not.
Overall, if I get to change to fit in, Themyscira is my choice by far. I get to live forever as a hot, olympian athlete with other hot olympian warriors. Forever. And rarely does shit go down. Latveria is also the best choice, especially if I stay me.