>be a firefighter in Washington DC
>hear about Superman having to testify in front of congress
>watch the hearing with coworkers at the firehouse
>suddenly the house of congress explodes
>get the call a minute later to come put out the fire and investigate the scene
>all of us are rattled as fuck on the way there
>manage to put the blaze, Investigators and DCPD arrive to check it out
>blast markings and debris indicate that the explosion came from the upper right hand corner of the room where some dude in a high tech LexCorp wheelchair was sitting
>apparently that dude had a criminal record and hated Superman
>"Well, looks cut and dry, there was a bomb in the wheelchair."
>someone asks how some cripple with no engineering experience fit a bomb into a super high tech wheelchair and managed to sneak it through airport security
>"Hey, look!"
>one of them found a mason jar full of accelerant on one of the desks
Fucking alien, I knew he did it.
>hear about Superman having to testify in front of congress
>watch the hearing with coworkers at the firehouse
>suddenly the house of congress explodes
>get the call a minute later to come put out the fire and investigate the scene
>all of us are rattled as fuck on the way there
>manage to put the blaze, Investigators and DCPD arrive to check it out
>blast markings and debris indicate that the explosion came from the upper right hand corner of the room where some dude in a high tech LexCorp wheelchair was sitting
>apparently that dude had a criminal record and hated Superman
>"Well, looks cut and dry, there was a bomb in the wheelchair."
>someone asks how some cripple with no engineering experience fit a bomb into a super high tech wheelchair and managed to sneak it through airport security
>"Hey, look!"
>one of them found a mason jar full of accelerant on one of the desks
Fucking alien, I knew he did it.
