>>108764570Nala: Simba?
Simba: Nala?!
Nala: *tackle* Look, you gotta come back. That asshole uncle of yours went and fucked EVERYTHING up!!
Simba: Nala, I can't go back.
Nala: Wait, what? WHY?!
Timon: He's our circle-jerk pivot-man!
Pumbaa: Yup!
Nala: ...huh? You...DEVIANTS stay out of this!!! What are they talking about?
Simba: It doesn't matter.
Nala: You HAVE to. *eyes cross, left eye blinks randomly* Jesus came and said it's a tax-free wekend, except for the computers, so I got mad, and we started shouting, then I tore his throat out with my teeth-
Simba: Nala, WHAT?
Nala: And I'm scared, cuz I'm telling you I stabbed that ukranian guy, and if I pass now, I'm gonna see him on the other side!
Simba: Wow...things MUST be bad. Ok, I'll come back.