"Close the logical part of your mind."
"Ok."
"Embrace nothingness."
"Sure."
"Become like an uncarved stone."
"Gotcha."
"Bart, you're just pretending to understand me!"
"True."
"It's very frustrating."
"I'll bet."
"I have a riddle for you. What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
"That's easy." *clap*clap*clap*
"Bart, it's a 3000 year old riddle for which there's no answer."
"Sure there is. Listen." *clap*clap*clap*
"Ok...how about this one? If a tree falls in a forest and there is no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
"Sure it does. Weeeeeewwwwwwwwpppfffffffftttt..."
"But Bart, how can sound exist if there is no one around to hear it?"