Hey Peggy

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It's me, Steve. I mean, not YOUR Steve, but an Steve from an anternate timeline, 80 years in the future. I was in a relationship with your grandniece, but when I saw an opportunity to jump ship, I took it. She will have to move on, I suppose. Some people move on, but not me. Not me. Oh, I have great news! The Steve you know is actually alive, inside a block of ice! Let him be, though, he would only get in our way. I brought wine.