>>106937764>>106938726I wonder if Satan is offended at being portrayed as fat-blob Steven and bubble gum drag queen.
I guess as the enemy of humanity he simply relishes in the corruption of children into faggot ideals, and thinks humans are all that gross anyway.
I'm picturing a board meeting where demons and Satan do their usual chuckling about not being in hell and having dominion over the earth.
Satan asks how the usual subversion is going, and gets to hear boring finance demons who posses the heads of banks, some priest possessing demons tell their best molestation stories, and this one anorexia demon won't shut up about how funny it is to make human teenage girls over the centuries not eat.
Eventually, a project group shows up to present various works of their organized evil in the media since their last weekend.
It's kind of like a demonic film/music festival.
They then mention Steven Universe is their favorite project for for children, and explain that is has gained popularity and is corrupting more children into faggotry every day!
Also, it loosely tells the story of Lucifer, and the main character Steven, represents the Son of Perdition...
"Oh, and his mother (demon says this with a growl, because demons hate the bond of motherhood and even the word mother) *demon points to Rose* represents..."
The demon looks up smugly, proud of his influence. Satan flips his shit and breaths fire and lightning at the smug demon
I AM NOT A PINK FLESH LARD OF ANY SORT
NO NOT EVEN THAT- (MOST PROFANE PROFANITY)...WAIT ARE THOSE BLOOMERS!!!!?? WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE STUPID!!!
It takes a small while for Satan to calm down. Then he just bitterly and enthusiasticly mocks the human race for making such garbage art.