You will never be able to mature alongside her and date, eventually marry her
You will never hear her exotic accent.
You will be able to use her horns as handles during oral or doggy
You will never receive a four-fingered Handjob
You will never hear her talking dirty in her erotic scottish accent
You will never see your Human-Elf hybrid children playing in your yard with their cute, smaller horns.
You will never meet the only woman who could defeat you in a snuggle-struggle roleplay
You will never feel her moon aura as she peacefully sleeps besides you
You will never wake her up with breakfast in bed
You will never grow old with a Möönelf
You will never know happyness
You will die alone

Why is this world so cruel, why can't Möönelfs be real.