>>104148734What gets me most is that this event could actually have been fucking good if any aspect of it had been developed by, say, a chimpanzee with cerebral palsy instead of Baldy mcFatface.
>>104149261So... a satire of a feeble man's macho fantasy?
>>104150095Correct. Geek mode activate:
1 - Monica Rambeau, got the ability to transform into any kind of electromagnetic radiation by exposure to a nuclear power plant meltdown.
2 - Genis-Vell, artificially-aged in-vitro son conceived post-humously by his mother, the synthetic Titanian Eternal Elysius. As such, he was far more powerful than his dad, buckled under the weight of his legacy, went completely insane and had to be euthanized.
3 - Phyla-Vell, his sister, who was born the same way. Nominally as powerful as he was, she was always second best and deeply insecure about it. She changed identities a few times, taking up the mantle of Quasar for a while. She was Moondragon's lover; they were both dead for a while, but alive again at this time, if I recall correctly.
4 - Khn'nr, a Skrull sleeper agent created to pretend he was a time-lost Mar-Vell to infiltrate Earth's heroes. But he got so lost in the role he ended up sacrificing himself and died a hero's death.
