>>101060177She wasn't even pretty, the little shit was overweight, had bad skin and pepperonni nipples but GOD she was obnoxious.
In other ocassion she left an iphone charging at a patio outlet and left without it, so I picked it up while I was cleaning her mess and I left it behind the register's counter so she could claim it later. (My boss and coworkers were aware of this)
Minutes later, little shit and her mother came stomping in, demanding us to return the expensive phone we "stole" from her. I went to the counter, picked the phone and gave it to her, charger and gaudy protector included.
Little shit claimed that it wasn't her phone, because her phone was totally a brand new Iphone and we were trying to give her a shitty one. So I quickly caught on what she was trying to do and I pretended to toss her phone into the fryer, since it wasn't hers.
Little shit goes crazy and screams "NO! NO! NO!" so I ask her if this is really her phone after all.
She tries to compose her self and claims that no, her phone was a new, super fancy Iphone, not this one. So I sigh and again pretend to "dispose" of the phone and she goes crazy again screeching "NO! NO! NO!"
Her mom suddenly smacks her, takes the phone from my hands and mumbles a tired apology before grabbing her little angel and dragging her outside.
I felt sincere pity for her.
