>So it's that time in the show where we do everyone's favourite segment. Um, Clark? Would you like to do the jingle?
>Ooooh, he's only gone and written it down! [unintelligible noises]
>So we're going to have another reading from Bruce's Bat-Log, where he keeps all his personal files on his most dangerous rogues. Like the man who tells people riddles or the lass who dresses up like a cat.
>Ooh, yeah, they're all very intimidating, aren't they? I mean I only fight a psychotic extra-dimensional dictator who's, uh, who's bent on bloody...destroying all life in the universe, but Bruce, here, fights clowns and puppets.
>Just as well considering he's a bit of a muppet himself.
>[Clark Laughs]
>Um...Well, it's not like you can talk, though, Diana, is it? Just the other day, like, you were fighting a little midget fella.
>OH, HE'S DONE YOU AGAIN DIANA! AHAHAHA!
>Wasn't having a go at you, Bruce, I was just making the observation that your rogues aren't exactly the same tier as mine or Clark's.
>But what's the point in that, though? It doesn't matter, does it?
>Well, no, it does matter, you daft cunt, because we save the world from being destroyed and you save it from having too many plants.
>[Diana snickers]
>Go on then, Diana, give it a read.
>"Got a call from Commissioner Gordon today. He said that the Joker had escaped from Arkham Asylum again. I told him not to worry about it, since I was going to find him and catch him again. He asked why I didn't kill the Joker because he'd already gone about killing plenty of our mates. I told him that it didn't really matter since we're all going to die eventually just like me mum and dad."
>[Clark laughs hysterically]
>Hold on now, Bruce, what kind of argument is that?
>Why'd you go and bring that up, you dopey idiot!? Ahaha! He only went and turned it into another chance to whine about his parents! Ahahaha!
>But that's the thing though, innit? My parents are dead, so it only makes sense, doesn't it?
>NO IT DOESN'T BRUCE!!!