>Have a long day punishing crime
>Just want to sit down and relax at a restaurant.
>Maybe food will take my mind off of my dead family.
>Get to the restaurant
>Order a steak
>It takes a while but my food eventually comes.
>After I take a few bites I hear a commotion and people chattering around me.
>They're freaking out about something on the television.
>"Oh man, this guy is as good as dead."
>I look up
>Some asshole dug up my family's graves and pissed all over their corpses.